Sammy Sofa
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Theo is obviously not a closer. If Yu only knew the power of the Drunk Side. -
Would Hugh prefer something else?
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Please change the thread title to, "YUUUUUUUUUUUU/GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED."
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Using the Japanese media for that? Why wouldn't Theo just use Gammons as his shill as he usually does? This is some real deep state horsefeathers The FCC horsefeathers and shutting down AOL IM are all part of the plan.
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Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
This is gonna be doubly annoying when he inevitably turns out just to be, at best, Yet Another Dude at the plate. -
Maddon... ...Maddof. Maddon... ...Maddof.
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And now he's crazypants. COINCIDENCE?
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Of course in Mr. DoomBoner's virtual reality we lose all of our good players and Bryant is just okay. But yeah in my different versions of RTTS (always choose to be pitcher since you can get more seasons in) this happens to me too. Bryant sticks around and is really average, Schwarber has been on the Phillies, Cardinals and some other team by like 2019, Rizzo is gone around 2020 and has been on the Orioles, Giants and some other team Russell and Javy stick around but Russell seems to turn in to a bench player and some create a player always takes over at SS, Almora usually sticks around too and ends up being okay. Hah! It's got a pretty clear MO. Contreras ended up on the Diamondbacks by 2020, too. Baez and Russell are still there, but they're basically platoon players with whatever cheap, mediocre MI the AI decides to sign for 1-year contracts. Basically the Cubs won the WS again in 2020 thanks to my pitcher basically being Ohtani fully realized on the mound and at the plate and Heyward confusingly being Mike Trout-esque.
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Thanks for the update, Derwood
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The 2020 version of the Phillies in my Road to the Show this time has their lineup anchored by Harper and Schwarber. And Rizzo is on the White Sox. Bryant is still on the Cubs, but he's mostly just OK, while Heyward is still there and inexplicably turned into a hitting superstar. It's pretty fucked up.
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He'll see a lot of cool Philly dudes still wearing that Rob Thomas dragon shirt in public in 2018.
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Or juss fohgeh ahbawwww it.
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You guys sure showed that post from over a year ago.
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horsefeathers off and sit on an actual corn cob, ya dumb pud.
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Nothing will ever be good again.
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The wave turned out to be a puddle.
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The brief reign is over.
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This does not please me.
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Good breakdown of how Thibs is a basketball genius who annihilates teams/players: https://deadspin.com/tom-thibodeau-is-destruction-1821265024
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What is your deal, man.
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out of curiosity, who is making personnel decisions for the marlins right now? I don't know, but their collective bed is being [expletive] in, that's for certain. Turns out Jeets is a big fan of receiving gift baskets, too.
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I love Yelich, I love Castro and I love lamp. Make it happen, FO.
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They're still doomed, but still...gross. You hate to see good things happen to them.
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Besides the one I saw in person against the Saints, this is still easily my favorite: https://youtu.be/Qt8FUjk13Y8
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He and OMC are way back Ty Cobb buddies.
