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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I remember that one usually being next to one that said something, like, "CARDINALS FANS LIKE IT IN THE PUJOLS," or something along those lines.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    It's insane that this existed: http://www.brooklynsteez.com/products/217936.png
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I don't remember any bandanas; just the monumentally stupid t-shirts and the rice hats. holy crap how do you not remember the bandannas Not all of us can afford the hard drive upgrade, buddy.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah. All of the other racism drowned out that racism for me, I guess.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I don't remember any bandanas; just the monumentally stupid t-shirts and the rice hats.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    This is all true, but it makes me sad because besides him most of the pitching options range from butt to OK.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers, now I'm suddenly remembering that Lester is the baseball equivalent of 58 years-old. Sign some Cobb or Darvish to soothe my shattered nerves, stat.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    I love that [insert player] "doesn't want to be the guy" is the refrain of the spurned cards fan. "Ooh, look at you, mister, 'I want to be a part of a competitive team.' A REAL ballplayer would jump at the opportunity to headline a roster full of trash." maybe we don't "play in a desirable city." maybe we don't "win a lot of games." maybe our fans are "incredibly racist." and i guess we don't "have a chance in the division for the next ten years." maybe we do "condone drinking and driving and white-collar crime." Oh my god, this is my favorite post here of all time.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, Stanton, Theo and Ohtani end up in a hotel room and things get WILD.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah; I forgot you were one of those Oregon reprobates.
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  12. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY WILL TOP THE COOBS.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    That's closer to knowing his name then Javy will ever get. Man, with a name like that he totally just thinks he's messaging another porn star.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I kinda love it when David goes all TomtheBombazilla.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Coobs make him explode.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    This seems like a just fine move.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, hopefully Jed made up all kind of insider slander from his brief time damned to SD.
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  19. Sammy Sofa
    When you play a game in San Diego in The Show, you can see planes landing in the background past the stadium, which is cool, I guess.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Welp, this has degenerated to D.A.V.I.D. simply posting rando things happening in the vicinity of teams. Ohtani has broken the Matrix.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Great, now you've just told him that you think his pitching is going to have to rely on the defense. STICK TO ACCOUNTS, CAMPBELL.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Oh I already did that a few pages back but it was the Big Bowl in Streeterville Oh, yeah; that's the good stuff.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    It's gotten to the point that when I see the latest post is by someone with an unfamiliar name I start clicking furiously to read it, hoping that they're someone who has joined to report a crazy rumor about Ohtani spotted in an Oak Park diner or something.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    "Maddonburg?!?"
  25. Sammy Sofa
    YOU CAN DO IT, THEO:
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