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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, Stanton, Theo and Ohtani end up in a hotel room and things get WILD.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah; I forgot you were one of those Oregon reprobates.
  3. Sammy Sofa
  4. Sammy Sofa
    NOBODY WILL TOP THE COOBS.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    That's closer to knowing his name then Javy will ever get. Man, with a name like that he totally just thinks he's messaging another porn star.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I kinda love it when David goes all TomtheBombazilla.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Coobs make him explode.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    This seems like a just fine move.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, hopefully Jed made up all kind of insider slander from his brief time damned to SD.
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  11. Sammy Sofa
    When you play a game in San Diego in The Show, you can see planes landing in the background past the stadium, which is cool, I guess.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Welp, this has degenerated to D.A.V.I.D. simply posting rando things happening in the vicinity of teams. Ohtani has broken the Matrix.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Great, now you've just told him that you think his pitching is going to have to rely on the defense. STICK TO ACCOUNTS, CAMPBELL.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Oh I already did that a few pages back but it was the Big Bowl in Streeterville Oh, yeah; that's the good stuff.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    It's gotten to the point that when I see the latest post is by someone with an unfamiliar name I start clicking furiously to read it, hoping that they're someone who has joined to report a crazy rumor about Ohtani spotted in an Oak Park diner or something.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    "Maddonburg?!?"
  17. Sammy Sofa
    YOU CAN DO IT, THEO:
  18. Sammy Sofa
    And then pretend we never won the world series Lie lie lie until he signs Just gotta follow the example of the all time FO greats: http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/George-Costanza-Its-not-a-lie.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I hope it was paid in pennies Why not both? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n6137
  20. Sammy Sofa
    THEY CALL ME CUBAN C.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    YES, CUBAN C.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Hopefully they wiped their butts with it first.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I'd rather see him pitch. I mean, I'm not saying the guy should never step to the plate; I just think it's silly to try and get him hundreds of AB's a season. You only have to get him 100-200 ABs once. If he can't hang, he's smart enough to know. Or maybe he's such a freak that he'll just make himself better. Or maybe you get a 14 WAR player. It literally doesn't matter. Promise him whatever it takes to get him here. If he can't do it well enough, keep him out of the lineup. What's he gonna do, retire? Exactly. Like I said, a bunch of AB's in the 100+ range makes sense; lie, lie, lie.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    You wanna watch the next Jon Jay slap singles and doubles as the 4th OF, or do you want to see this? I'd rather see him pitch. I mean, I'm not saying the guy should never step to the plate; I just think it's silly to try and get him hundreds of AB's a season.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I WANT them to promise him all the AB's he wants. But I want that promise to be a dirty, sexy lie.
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