Sammy Sofa
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That dudes face... he knows it ain't even his time... just a straight up dafuq face. That whole thing...it's like insanity distilled into picture form.
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[expletive], white dudes are a special clueless kind of bold:
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I agree; this offseason HAS been as boring as a Foo Fighters album. -
I'm assuming that a farewell tour gives them the opportunity to double dip; sell a ton of the old merchandise before it goes away, and then sell the new stuff like crazy when it comes out, too. But hey, at least this embarrassment is finally getting the boot. Indians, you gotta put off your WS hopes for one more year.
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I wonder what Cubs slow cook in the clubhouse.
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Baby, we got a stew goin'!
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are you cooking something that's a weapon to kill a vampire? He's cocking those stakes realllllllll goooooooooood.
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Oh yea, deflect the blame These look delicious Remember: there's a mad man lurking here who thinks that that meat is boiled.
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It's all Yu's fault.
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I'm posting nothing but slow cooker gifs until this madness ends. YUR MOVE, YU. Feast on the apple buttery goodness:
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must be nice to scan the internet like you
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Nah, I don't need no Twitters. At worst I'll find out, like, 5 minutes later once David poops out a stock ticker tape with the news.
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I feel like this is my reaction every time I open this damn thread and nothing has happened:
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Me too Yeah, I was all, "OK, I guess he's seething waiting for news...or he's like a volcano....girl?"
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Apparently I was being too subtle.
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Fair assessment, but I have a soft spot for legit spoof movies since no one attempts to do them well anymore. They Came Together, Walk Hard, and Black Dynamite are the only spoof movies of the last 15 or so years worth watching, IMO. It's a lost art, so when any of them are remotely good, I have to appreciate it for more than it probably deserves, but that's just me. Hurry the horsefeathers up, Darvish. Eh, I think the latter two are genuinely great; TCT just has some long stretches of flat out terrible jokes.
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On the other hand...he's basically a [glow=red]69[/glow] fWAR pitcher.
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It's, like, 65% hilarious and 35% terrible, barely better than Scary Movie-reference schlock. It's weird.
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She'll have a primetime slot on Fox within 6 months.
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and even if we're alive, trump won't be president so i'll be good with whatever Oh boy your in for a real disappointment. I love how the moderators always keep these threads politics free. Everything is political. Please go drink a jar of farts.
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Wanderlust.
