Literally just A dong. The Cubs are 21st in dongs right now. Disgraceful. It’s tough when you play twice a week and then when you do it’s 20 degrees Someone should tell the other cold weather teams that didn't get to play 8 of their first 10 games in Miami or inside that they're not allowed to have all those extra dongs.
This is cool as hell: https://deadspin.com/francisco-lindor-dinged-a-homer-in-san-juan-and-everyon-1825341809 It's so dumb that Florida inexplicably has 2 baseball teams and PR has none.
Guys, they're just getting the Cardinals right where they want them since the only way they can actually win is if they get their dicks kicked in first.