Sammy Sofa
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Heyward to 7 Day Concussion DL, Bote up
Sammy Sofa replied to Cubswin11's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
My dad inexplicably thinks Bote is a Big Deal, and it's his birthday, so, uh....don't suck, Bote. -
The gleeful look on his tiny face as he sadistically brutalizes the clubhouse attendants.
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We get it; you'd make an amazing WH Press Secretary.
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And then thank me later when it happens.
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Guys, you should pay attention to my really, really good idea.
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Relax; everyone went through their "Baez sucks" phase because Baez did indeed suck. Unclench that NVIDIA driver.
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Give 'em Rizzo instead.
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Y'know, David went full Derwood so gradually that we didn't even notice it happening.
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Yu Darvish DL - Parainfluenza Virus
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
(Though, seriously, Tseng tsucks.) -
Yu Darvish DL - Parainfluenza Virus
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Stuff like this both makes me feel better and drives home how annoying it is when they go through these stretches.
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2018 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Damn, what a swing for tree. -
2018 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
SSR, it's your turn against the wall. -
Man, Cubs starters loooooooooovvvvvvvvvvve putting the other starter on base.
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No, you're thinking of Molina.
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Wood would have been lucky to have half a dozen k's if Contreras had been behind the plate. Look at that horsefeathering glove.
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Joe these days:
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This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Rizzo and Bryant have the same amount of dongs, and Rizzo horsefeathering blows. -
Supercubs are like Spider-Man at the end of Infinity War and Theo is Tony Stark. this hurts http://photos.vanityfair.com/2015/02/10/54d99e0d73b710d476cfae4b_Spider-Man-GIF-2.gif
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Supercubs are like Spider-Man at the end of Infinity War and Theo is Tony Stark.
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what track record does chatwood have to make you think he’ll be okay? he’s never been able to throw strikes and now he’s worse than ever. as soon as his home run rate stops being fluky low he’s going to be completely unstartable. Yeah, his track record is basically, "this guy could be OK, maybe." And Yu's also got a track record of a lot of birthdays culminating in turning 32 soon, and of injury issues.
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It's my mantra, dammit: THEY'RE BUMS UNTIL THEY'RE NOT.
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Lose tomorrow and manage to both get swept by the Cardinals AND cancel out the wimpy win streak. #thatsSOcub
