Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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It's time like this when that run differential really, really makes me irrationally angry. -
I've been calling him Crandall.
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I keep forgetting players are allowed to do that, what with the Cubs playing old timey baseball that views home runs as the behavior of ruffians and scalawags.
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I'm fine if the Cubs keep padding their VRD with insane random single innings of offense; just do it early in a game, [expletive].
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Last 24 games: .310 .396 .552 .948 Last 12 games: .262 .306 .524 .830 Last 6 games: .158 .208 .474 .682 Sooooooooooooo...
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Oh, [expletive] you. That's good.
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Probably worried she mistook a football for a baseball.
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What the hell was up with that creepy, "TV you can't ignore" graphic WGN was using? I don't remember that at all; it looks like something the Spice Channel would have had in the 90's.
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2018 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Liam Neesons, do your thing. -
https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/kris-bryant-is-now-a-contact-hitterx/
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I think Bryant might be dying.
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Urgh; hopefully Chatwood is long gone by the time I get back from the gym. He's history's greatest monster.
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I can't for the life of me figure out why he hasn't hired a few part-timers to help with this endeavor Pat Hughes is all about MAXIMIZING PROFIT, BABY.
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It really is a Jukt Micronics nightmare he's got going there.
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Top recommended story:
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You should ask him how long it will take to get the Capitals puck set he's advertising now when you get in touch with him. Pat's move when this whole house of cards comes crashing down:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOPE. I called my close, personal friend Pat Hughes on Sunday night and left a message asking what's up. This is ridiculous.
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He's going to die. *Hader finishes the season with an insane number of IP*
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What happens when an undonging force meets a dongable object?
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Only one foul ball for all the Cubs fans there? How stingy.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
I mean, the guy had watched Braun butcher it up out there for, what, a decade, and this is his take. -
NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
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This is my fetish.
