Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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It really is a Jukt Micronics nightmare he's got going there.
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You should ask him how long it will take to get the Capitals puck set he's advertising now when you get in touch with him. Pat's move when this whole house of cards comes crashing down:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOPE. I called my close, personal friend Pat Hughes on Sunday night and left a message asking what's up. This is ridiculous.
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He's going to die. *Hader finishes the season with an insane number of IP*
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What happens when an undonging force meets a dongable object?
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Only one foul ball for all the Cubs fans there? How stingy.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
I mean, the guy had watched Braun butcher it up out there for, what, a decade, and this is his take. -
NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
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This is my fetish.
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Top of the Cubs' lineup, and then it'll be the bottom of the Brewers'. End this now.
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Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Feels like they REALLY let them off the hook; Knebel looked like horsefeathers.
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That was maybe the absolute worst AB I've ever seen him take.
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Baez, seriously: what the [expletive] horsefeathers are you swinging at.
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Give 'em enough Strop, baby. Time to stomp some dreams, Baez.
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HOLD UNTIL RELIEVED.
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FUCKIN' WAR CRIMINAL UMP.
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Knebel can't even nibble.
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Alright, maybe Willson will be the one who discovers that the greatest dong of all was inside of him this whole time.
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Just take the walk, Anthony.
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And yet somehow neither of them ended up with the power.
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OR THAT.
