Sammy Sofa
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Top of the Cubs' lineup, and then it'll be the bottom of the Brewers'. End this now. -
Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Feels like they REALLY let them off the hook; Knebel looked like horsefeathers.
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That was maybe the absolute worst AB I've ever seen him take.
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Baez, seriously: what the [expletive] horsefeathers are you swinging at.
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Give 'em enough Strop, baby. Time to stomp some dreams, Baez.
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HOLD UNTIL RELIEVED.
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FUCKIN' WAR CRIMINAL UMP.
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Knebel can't even nibble.
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Alright, maybe Willson will be the one who discovers that the greatest dong of all was inside of him this whole time.
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Just take the walk, Anthony.
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And yet somehow neither of them ended up with the power.
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OR THAT.
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[expletive], how does he not just annihilate that?
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BRING THE DAGGER, KRIS.
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Muahahahahahaaaaah!
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Blast this doofy-looking mofo into the sun.
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I'm pretty sure Justin Wilson is a sentient butt plug, but I'm gonna sit back this time and defer to him supposedly being fixed.
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fckya.gif
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Fuckin' come on and just get outta this without having to burn a horsefeathering reliever already.
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Is this a thing? I’ve never heard of this being a thing? Look at batting averages. Michael.
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This feels like the kinda game where Quintana makes quick work of the next two batters and has plenty left, but then in the top of the next inning the Cubs manage to get a couple guys on before the pitcher spot comes up, so Joe puts in a PH, and then whoever that is promptly hits into a triple play.
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It's stretches like this where it feels like the bizarre lack of dongs just becomes so glaring. Every team goes through shallow offensive period, but you'd except any one with a decent or better offense to at least back into a few dongs during those times just to snag an extra run here or there. When the Cubs' bats go cold you just REALLY notice how far they are down the dong list.
