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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    THE WRONG KID DONGED.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    It's [expletive], I mean, dong time, dammit.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    What is the expletive you're using lol? Shouldn't it be "Baez gonna horsefeathering hit a dong right here". Apparently a 73-year old man was updating the word filter the day they added this to it:
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Fine, so he just showed the tip.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Baez gonna [expletive] a dong right here.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Quintana quickly remembered he's pitching against the VB.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Somehow Heyward is hitting .338 .361 .515 .876 over the last (almost) month.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    That's not his name....it's from a Keystone beer commercial campaign. Holy horsefeathers. So this guy is like all the dudes parroting "dilly dilly" left and right, except about a trillion times more embarrassing. Wow.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Never trust anyone who is willing to post such things seemingly under their own name.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Whut.
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  12. Sammy Sofa
    This is a good headline: https://deadspin.com/the-sound-when-these-two-men-smash-their-dicks-and-ball-1826711399
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Those are certainly three baseball players.
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  15. Sammy Sofa
    He and Rizzo had some kind of Freaky Friday-thing going on.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Clearly Joe and David were hanging out together.
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  19. Sammy Sofa
    And these have been super horsefeathering boring games.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    REAL GAME THREAD ONE MINTE BEFORE GAM TIME: viewtopic.php?f=26&t=2188
  21. Sammy Sofa
    NEVERMIND: LITERAL LAST MINUTE SAVE.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    (Though maybe you should get some help, in which case we've all got your back)
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Andy, I threw up today's game thread at the last minute, but regardless of what the Cubs do today you're next up. David, why have you forsaken us.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    David's been sent to the spice mines of Kessel or melted down for sure, so here is EMERGENCY GAM THREAD. Here's the food: Here's some music: Here is gif: SWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEP
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I didn't realize it's so close to gametime; I just sent a PM to Andy since he's next in line. It's Liam Neeson and then gooney after that.
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