Sammy Sofa
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6/22 Cubs (Quintana) at Reds (Castillo) 6:10, WGN
Sammy Sofa replied to soccer10k's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
How many innings do Cubs starting pitchers average? -
6/22 Cubs (Quintana) at Reds (Castillo) 6:10, WGN
Sammy Sofa replied to soccer10k's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
It's cool that Lester took the idea of trading for a younger Lester in Quintana to motivate him to kick ass as a 53-year old, but it would be nice if Quintana remembered his end of the deal, too. -
6/22 Cubs (Quintana) at Reds (Castillo) 6:10, WGN
Sammy Sofa replied to soccer10k's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
I guess I appreciate the Cubs equally apply their, "suck ass early on and then hopefully kick it into gear enough later on" approach to both the season as a whole and each game. -
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Somehow he needs to get in line waiting for those damn dongs with the rest of the team (except Baez and Schwarber).
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Oh, horsefeathers; maybe he's trying to sell these things out of his garage and he could go all Lloyd Braun on us at any second.
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To be fair, the guy had a lot on his mind: https://www.tmj4.com/sports/cardinals-pitcher-carlos-martinez-says-his-pfister-hotel-room-is-haunted https://www.instagram.com/p/BkRWTP9AUMN/?taken-by=tsunamy0327
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Same thing happened to me. I left for the gym after they blew getting more than 2 in that inning against Harvey, and came back expecting to find that the Cubs had won, like, 14-3.
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REALLY extended. Don't believe the VRD.
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Kyle Hendricks: somehow butt.
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Fatt Harvey finally comes through.
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Willson and Bryant both have mono.
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It's my favorite MLB ballpark. Granted, I've only been to, like, a dozen, but it's easily the one I would pick every time to see a game at.
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Hang on; is Scooter Gennett actually good?
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Just get the dong out of the way early, Kyle.
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No word from Pat while the Cubs were back in Chicago, and still no sign of the damn scorecard. I think Pat's gone from Kramer to Bob Sacamano.
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And yet down to 22nd in dongs (though first in our hearts).
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Will Hendricks stop giving up a dong a game before Chatwood stops giving up a walk an inning?
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I really wish I had the a/v capabilities to make one of those informercial bits of grayscale Mojo falling out the window taking off pants while a technicolor person simply steps out of their cargo shorts and goes on with their day.
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I learned my lesson mocking the classic "Sammy strained his back from a sneeze" after I pinched a nerve between my shoulders from a sneezing fit and was basically in constant pain for a week. I make fun of this and I'll probably stumble and fall out the window when getting dressed.
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These are some dumb TOOTBLANing mother huggers.
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I appreciate NotSoSober's truth in advertising.
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Heck no; dude's been lucky he rode the combo of a ton of hard contact and deep counts this far.
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That'll do, Fester.
