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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa

  1. Sammy Sofa
    Fatt Harvey finally comes through.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Willson and Bryant both have mono.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    It's my favorite MLB ballpark. Granted, I've only been to, like, a dozen, but it's easily the one I would pick every time to see a game at.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Hang on; is Scooter Gennett actually good?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Just get the dong out of the way early, Kyle.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    No word from Pat while the Cubs were back in Chicago, and still no sign of the damn scorecard. I think Pat's gone from Kramer to Bob Sacamano.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    And yet down to 22nd in dongs (though first in our hearts).
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Will Hendricks stop giving up a dong a game before Chatwood stops giving up a walk an inning?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I really wish I had the a/v capabilities to make one of those informercial bits of grayscale Mojo falling out the window taking off pants while a technicolor person simply steps out of their cargo shorts and goes on with their day.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I learned my lesson mocking the classic "Sammy strained his back from a sneeze" after I pinched a nerve between my shoulders from a sneezing fit and was basically in constant pain for a week. I make fun of this and I'll probably stumble and fall out the window when getting dressed.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    These are some dumb TOOTBLANing mother huggers.
  12. Sammy Sofa
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I appreciate NotSoSober's truth in advertising.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Heck no; dude's been lucky he rode the combo of a ton of hard contact and deep counts this far.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    That'll do, Fester.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Ahhhh, THERE'S the Cubs-have-a-guy-on-3B-and-less-than-2 outs I know and don't love.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    enjoy! I didn't specify which of his dumb hats, so I'll just pee in his gorilla suit instead.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    If the Cubs actually get Baez in I'll eat Theo's hat.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo sure loves himself some TOOTing.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Fred's rules, baby. Defy them at your own peril.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Yesssssssssss.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Cubs are cool. Joe stinks.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    [tweet] [/tweet] Someone enhanceenhanceenhance the Sulky Dodgers Fan in the first pic.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Schwarber Fan, just a heads up that you're in the hold after soccer10k, since you missed your spot last time through.
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