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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Kris Bryant: somehow horsefeathering terrible.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo's got himself another nice streak of being complete ass building.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Nicely packed turd of an outing, Quintana.
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    http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/chuckle-gif-11.gif
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    Verlander was RIGHT THERE.
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    It is rather odd how this dong thing seems to work. The Corbs should try to hit more of them.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Thank god for that gigantic goober man.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Help us, Javi-Wan; you're the Cubs' only hope.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Darvish and Hendricks caught it from him, too.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I wanna go back to when David was so drunk he was declaring the Cubs had at least two Vottos in their lineup.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Bryant over the last 28 days: .258 .330 .361 .691 Well surely he's just hitting into a ton of bad lu- .364 Oh.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahah!
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Careful now.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Votto gonna make everyone go get blotto?
  16. Sammy Sofa
    How many innings do Cubs starting pitchers average?
  17. Sammy Sofa
    It's cool that Lester took the idea of trading for a younger Lester in Quintana to motivate him to kick ass as a 53-year old, but it would be nice if Quintana remembered his end of the deal, too.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I guess I appreciate the Cubs equally apply their, "suck ass early on and then hopefully kick it into gear enough later on" approach to both the season as a whole and each game.
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    Somehow he needs to get in line waiting for those damn dongs with the rest of the team (except Baez and Schwarber).
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, horsefeathers; maybe he's trying to sell these things out of his garage and he could go all Lloyd Braun on us at any second.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    To be fair, the guy had a lot on his mind: https://www.tmj4.com/sports/cardinals-pitcher-carlos-martinez-says-his-pfister-hotel-room-is-haunted https://www.instagram.com/p/BkRWTP9AUMN/?taken-by=tsunamy0327
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Same thing happened to me. I left for the gym after they blew getting more than 2 in that inning against Harvey, and came back expecting to find that the Cubs had won, like, 14-3.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    REALLY extended. Don't believe the VRD.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Kyle Hendricks: somehow butt.
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