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Sammy Sofa

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  1. My guess is he had just read that right before they took this: http://www.milb.com/images/430599/generic/180x270/430599.jpg
  2. It's obviously fake mustache Theo trying to craftily drive the price down.
  3. http://33.media.tumblr.com/8308b7315ec996958c18264aeb4ff7af/tumblr_nbvnikJ6WH1sppry2o1_250.gif
  4. Yeah, it's hard to give a horsefeathers that Chatwood has "only" given up X number of runs when he's just so ridiculously bad. Like, how can anyone possibly attribute that to him?
  5. Dodged getting swept by the bum ass Brewers thanks to one pretty fluke-y extra inning? Yeesh. Get it together, jerks.
  6. Man, I want the Brewers to be this dumb kid so bad: https://youtu.be/tKm205ugvgE
  7. Votto's been pretty awesome ever since he embraced going full heel.
  8. thats dumb though? what does the run differential have to do with anything I mean, that's kinda exactly my irrational thought process right there. "This dumb useless stat clearly just padded by insane blowout wins can go and get fucked; this offense obviously sucks."
  9. It's time like this when that run differential really, really makes me irrationally angry.
  10. I keep forgetting players are allowed to do that, what with the Cubs playing old timey baseball that views home runs as the behavior of ruffians and scalawags.
  11. I'm fine if the Cubs keep padding their VRD with insane random single innings of offense; just do it early in a game, [expletive].
  12. Last 24 games: .310 .396 .552 .948 Last 12 games: .262 .306 .524 .830 Last 6 games: .158 .208 .474 .682 Sooooooooooooo...
  13. Oh, [expletive] you. That's good.
  14. Probably worried she mistook a football for a baseball.
  15. What the hell was up with that creepy, "TV you can't ignore" graphic WGN was using? I don't remember that at all; it looks like something the Spice Channel would have had in the 90's.
  16. Liam Neesons, do your thing.
  17. https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/kris-bryant-is-now-a-contact-hitterx/
  18. Urgh; hopefully Chatwood is long gone by the time I get back from the gym. He's history's greatest monster.
  19. I can't for the life of me figure out why he hasn't hired a few part-timers to help with this endeavor Pat Hughes is all about MAXIMIZING PROFIT, BABY.
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