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  1. Sammy Sofa
    "Murder threats" I understand...but why would false piratehood be grounds for a locking?
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Cubs need to only play the Cardinals! ROLL ON, BOYS!
  3. Sammy Sofa
    All things point to Hnedry going after Pierre and Furcal. Though getting Furcal wouldn't have put Jim at the mercy of the Fish, so he wouldn't have had to give up as much to net Slap.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    It's really Fanta.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I feel confused and a little scared.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    :shock:
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Slow down there, chief.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    guess its perefct example of wherfe my prioriteies lay. cubs over ho's. Boy I can see why she likes you! What a catch YOU are. Wow. Man, close up the jerk store. Girls are Ho's according to him? And I'M a jerk? Good eye there. if shes willing to come hume with me first time i meet her then she is a hobag. so am i. im hobag too! alls fair in love and war. take ur chivalry back to 18th century cassanova.. we durnk tonite in oxford missisippi Challenge him to a duel! DEMAND SATISFACTION!
  9. Sammy Sofa
    He's drunk and just making silly jokes. Nobody's taking him seriously right now, least of all the man himself. We're all a little loopy at the moment.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    As late as this game was, that probably happened to a few of the players.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    The man likes soup!
  12. Sammy Sofa
    guess its perefct example of wherfe my prioriteies lay. cubs over ho's. Boy I can see why she likes you! What a catch YOU are. Wow. Man, close up the jerk store.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    no way jose! i hit onher at bar so i wuldn't have to talk to hand tonite! why else wuold i hit on her at bar?/ she need to wake up Invite Ronny Woo Woo in to make a ruckus. That'll wake the dead.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Just talk to the hand, my friend.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Is this an Edmonds joke or something? It's the levels of insanity this game has left me in. What the hell does Edmonds have to do with the Hasselhoff? He's not fit to lick KITT's tires.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    No diddlin'.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I think Marshall had to be in bed 2 hours ago.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.ringworld.org/~tlee/insanity.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    HOLLABACK, NEPHEW!!! THE CUBS WIN!!!
  20. Sammy Sofa
    LOCK THE DAMN DOOR, DEMP.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Gary Bennett, I scoff at you! SCOFF!!! SCOFF!!!
  22. Sammy Sofa
    :lol: Andy Griffith? Opie? Aunt Bea? Ace? Chief? MCCLOUD!!!
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Mabry's bat has been pretty stanky, but his defense has been supple and sweet. He's the new Neifi!
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I'm going to name my child "Or."
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Even Gameday is too tired to not be [expletive].
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