Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Ha, the White Sox wish! I can't stop reading this in Tommy Wiseau's voice.
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If you read this guy's posts in this voice they're pretty great:
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Suckers. Shoulda sprung for the nacho cheese machine that makes nacho cheese.
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FJM NOW.
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Why not?
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One of the bigger misconceptions of people who desperately want him to be "redeemed" is they think the people not saying the same thing are equally as desperate to see him torn down, which....why? We're all Cubs fans here: what would be gained by wanting to see this guy crash and burn on ever possible level? Could it just be that some people that can pretty easily see the pattern of behaviors that this guy is not shy about hiding at all could, unfortunately, likely be indicative of him doing what he's been accused of?
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Yeah, but this is arguably the 3rd-5th chance. But yeah, both sides, amirite? I don't know how we deal with these abusers and the people falsely accusing others of abuse, what with how they're all around us in equal numbers.
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For the stuff you don't think he did.
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He makes me want them to fire Maddon even more.
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First it was hot duck, then it was chill duck... I know I had a typo, but I don't know if I should understand this joke. Definitely not. It's a bad joke. But for the good of us all, here is Chill Duck: [tweet] [/tweet]
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r_mack, how much has Maddon's take on this meant to you? Please rate it on a scale of, "I'd follow that drunken idiot into hell," to, "I couldn't stop the tears from how inspired I was."
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NO, IT'S ALL AN ELABORATE RUSE, YOU SEE. Gotta placate those uppity women and the echo chamber internet. This guy is sweating over how much he's yearning to screech "SJW!!!!!!"
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I love that your greaseball take is, "surely this billion dollar corporate entity would rally around the player they see more as an asset than a human being (and basically don't even consider his ex anything at all) would ONLY do so if they knew that he was innocent and pure of heart." Get outta here with your "women always be falsely accusin'" garbage, because that's all it amounts to. I feel bad for cracking a bootlicking joke in the Harper thread because THIS is what bootlicking actually looks like.
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As far as we know. He denied the allegations from the beginning. My guess is, if he lied about it or went back on it, the Cubs wouldn’t be sticking behind him. Remember, there’s is information out there that you’re never going to see. Never side with management, you horsefeathering nerd.
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He didn't, Boylen did. But seriously, maybe they feel like that's the scenario where they can get away with a lane duck situation and save some money in what should continue to be a couple worthless tank seasons anyways, then go big in 2021? First it was hot duck, then it was chill duck...
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The Bulls aren't even the worst run org in the city. (That would be the Bears)
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Wasn't his statement on Friday basically an admission of guilt? As far as we know.
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"Meatball sports fans are OK with dickheads, therefore the problem is with the people who are not OK with dickheads," isn't a very solid ground for an argument about people getting out of their own "echo chambers."
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OF COURSE this guy has this take.
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I'm the sexiest shut-in ever, and I am throwing all of the shade on people who dare to show themselves in public. And also on the people who think rich people know how to dress themselves. What's always out of fashion? Bootlicking.
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I'm the sexiest shut-in ever, and I am throwing all of the shade on people who dare to show themselves in public.
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Beards are good. Bryce with a beard and a buzzcut is not good. AND THAT TOP BUTTON. And let's not forget Bryant's creepy cult guru necklace.
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Seriously though....dude cut down the wrong part of his head...
