Sammy Sofa

Can't wait until Rizzo and Charlie Kirk have a tinyface-off sponsored by Cash4Gold.

MY OFFICIAL PREDICTION:

4th place.

It's all rank.

In the hell they deserve.

who knows...carriage fees (and who is paying them) are still TBD as far as we know but at this year's convention, theo did say something to the effect that the first couple of years while they get going they probably won't see a big influx as compared to the last few years. hopefully that's wrong.

Another new change in stance for heyward? This one is the wildest yet. Cross-handed (and righty) would be a big change.

Gimme that sweet, sweet under.

Did that thread actually exist? Because if so we need to find it. It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=237&p=102397&hilit=trump+world+serieS+PRESIDENT#p102044

are you saying this because of something that was reported about this TV station or just what we already know about this stupid 2018-19 offseason? Does it matter? It might as well not exist for whatever reason.

Bryant's inability to get Harper to sign with the Cubs should count against his WAR.

The roar of the crowd. That's right, baseball's back. Hello, New York, I'm Bill McNeal. I was pretty annoyed there wasn't a Newsradio version of Frinkiac when I was posting that. Ever more annoying is that a show that great isn't streaming anywhere except for, like, 5 episodes on godforsaken Crackle. THIS WORLD SUCKS.

THE CRACK OF THE SHOULDER.

He looks sad and sick.

I genuinely want this season to be an absolute disaster.

In absolutely no way does that make it any better or more tolerable. [tweet]https://twitter.com/GraMastrFlash/status/1095680063297601538[/tweet] TIM, PUT UP A FRONT PAGE ARTICLE SAYING NSBB OFFICIALLY ENDORSES THE COOL CRIME OF STEALING BASEBALL BROADCASTS.

That seriously feels like it happened years ago.

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Rumor has it this offseason sucks dick.

At least Bote's shirt isn't trash.

"Theo's sincerity." Don't make me barf. The guy that traded for Chapman, traded for Murphy and has repeatedly ducked every opportunity to get rid of Russell isn't sincere about a horsefeathering thing outside of the bottom line of how it impacts the performance of his baseball team. He's a drunk sports bro horsefeathers who doesn't give a flying horsefeathers about this sort of thing. It probably KILLS him that he couldn't figure out a way to draft Luke Heimlich without it blowing back on him.

They’re not. You cannot recover from being an abuser without removing yourself from the power that you abused. It’s like insisting you can stop being addicted to a drug without giving up the drug. He used money and his status as a baseball player to abuse women. He will continue to be an abuser until those sources of power are removed from him, and the Cubs are enablers because they don’t really care if he abuses women if he puts up a good $/war. This. This horsefeathering horsefeathers hasn't had to confront anything or be punished or hit bottom or whatever the horsefeathers; he's been coddled and helped and looked out for at every possibility opportunity. How the horsefeathers is this supposed to fix him? And people saying that trying to further his baseball career are also "helping his family" are out of their [expletive] minds. Willfully enabling the guy abusing his family is NOT horsefeathering HELPING HIS FAMILY. That's a crass take that hinges on the fucked up idea that the best thing for an abused family is for their abuser to be able to provide for them (which this [expletive] even figured out how to make abusive). This is all garbage. horsefeathers these owners. horsefeathers this FO. I can't wait until they're all gone. They've tainted everything by repeatedly being shitheads about this kind of thing.