Sammy Sofa
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Kind of weird to keep the platoon OF over Bryant and Rizzo, but whatever It's all about the return. I think Schwarbs can still be a 40 dong dude and he won't fetch that much right now. Or ever. -
I can't believe I stayed up to watch these clods, when I am so tired from having to get up early this week to offset the days I am taking off...to see these clods in person no doubt horsefeathers up the Home Opener in miserable weather. I am truly Clod Prime.
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What in the horsefeathering world.
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Outhitting yet outscored by the opposing team seems like something we are gonna see a lot. I predict more dongs, but yet again generally garbage with RISP.
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He’s not great at pitchers but he used to be ok (Strop, Arrieta, Hendricks and to a lesser extent guys like Monty, Grimm, Cahill) but since his untimely demise his lookalike replacement has just been awful with almost everything he has done He's decent at trading for them. He is horsefeathering wretched at drafting and signing them.
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Another walk.
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Hahaha! Theo is SO horsefeathering TERRIBLE at pitchers.
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Another walk.
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I'm betting good money these dorks still just have 1 win when I see them on Monday.
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How cute; Almora thinks he has an arm.
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Get ready for some more tanking. It's really all the FO knows how to do.
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So fucked. This is gonna be a long, sorry season.
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Mostly no.
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Check out this fresh horsefeathering hell.
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Heyward is reaching critical mass of uselessness.
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What the horsefeathers, Willson.
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Anti-TOOTBLAN right there, baby. Sexy.
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Nicely done, Lester.
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Full Butt-Mode: engaged.
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Nicely done, old man.
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Good god.
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Anyone else in the mood for some ICE COLD LEMONADE?
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What the horsefeathers is that thing. And what is up with that mascot?
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The Cubs are inexplicably being run as some kind of massive scale trolling job at this point.
