Sammy Sofa
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Hi Sofa, L.A. doesn't have a lefty in its pen. Oh, so it's the only bullpen constructed worse than the Cubs'? But yeah, still made Schwarber look like the big meatfist he is. -
Nope.
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Opposing teams already not even bothering to bring in lefties to face Schwarber. Will it actually bite them in the ass for once?
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This season:
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Dude, if you swing at any of this horsefeathers, you really are as a dumb as the name "Kole" implies.
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I'll be stunned if at least another run doesn't score off of a wild pitch or something.
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Boy, real smart to leave this hump in, Joe. I mean, he only ended up walking half of the guys he faced.
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This choade couldn't hit the strike zone even if he wanted to.
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Can it hit, too?
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Does Joe know that the relievers don't actually have to face at least 3 batters yet?
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Now pitching for the Cubs:
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Thank you, merciful Lord Baez.
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Rizzo and Hendricks are co-presidents of the Complete horsefeathers Ass in April Club for Jerks.
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He’s never going to walk like Schwarber, he’s gonna really need to hit for BA/BABIP and he’s a much worse defender. Was looking at it really just in terms of general value.
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He's a Schwarber. The only longing that should be felt is that he was traded at peak value for the wrong guy (much like longing that Schwarber wasn't dealt).
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Why are you this way.
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Every take is more monstrous than the last.
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Don't force it.
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Cubs decided to be merciful and give us a little...
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Two in a row?!? GADZAGUINS!!!
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HEY, ALBERT:
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More like Cool Hamels.
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WHY IS EVERYONE SO QUIET? The Cubs don't stink right now!
