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  1. Sammy Sofa
    [dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Games Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]13 GAMES AND COUNTING[/fade][/glow]
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    I am doing that towards the idea that a sentient canned ham should be indefinitely automatically penciled in as a corner OF for this team because of what he did 3 seasons ago, and regardless of how he's performed since.
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    Boy, god help the Cubs then.
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    Good call.
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    It's jersey's time on the block.
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    PS: thank goodness the Cubs don't have that good player, and instead have a bunch of cheap guys of wildly varying states of ability and health. Like, why bother paying for the steak when you can have 4-5 cheeseburgers that have been sitting in a bag in the back of the car? It's not like they were in the sun being down on the floor like that, plus it's been pretty cold!
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    Zobrist got more than Hendricks That was back when the moves Theo made more often than not turned out good. After he was replaced by a lookalike in June 2017 everything “Theo” does seems to backfire miserably Everyone thought the mustache "disguise" was sooooooooo cute...
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    It's insane how so many guys on this team just completely meltdown on gimme RISP situations. For horsefeathering YEARS now.
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    This gigantic bust is one of the main reasons the org acts like they didn't need to sign Machado or Harper.
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    What a pair of absurdly hapless AB at the end there. Schwarber is horsefeathering terrible.
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    Can Schwarber become the hero and drag his BA back above the Mendoza Line?
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    Willson's prep before that AB: Yeesh.
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    This horsefeathering ump.
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    If Bryant actually ends up somehow getting the game-winning hit later and Joe gets the credit, I'm gonna barf all over him.
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    That one, apparently.
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    WHAT THE horsefeathers ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, YOU MOPEY FACED GARBANZO BEAN.
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    Hahahah! Nope; going with AbbaZabba instead. Bryant is toast.
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    Bases loaded. Is Joe gonna go to Bryant?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Hi Sofa, L.A. doesn't have a lefty in its pen. Oh, so it's the only bullpen constructed worse than the Cubs'? But yeah, still made Schwarber look like the big meatfist he is.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Nope.
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