Sammy Sofa
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Snatching victory from the doughy arms of Schwarb- I mean, defeat. -
And I like Descalso's sweet shredding at 2B.
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I could not possible love Willson more. Holy horsefeathers; what a save by the catcher on that throw home.
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Sorry, I meant big fat BUST.
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It's great, but my god, how did he not massacre those two weak ass fastballs in the zone.
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If Schwarber dongs here I will never stop believing in his big fat butt.
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Oh my god, this ump is terrible and it is REALLY helping the Cubs this inning so far.
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Yes, I realize I'm talking to myself, but BAEZ WHAT THE horsefeathers horsefeathers ARE YOU WAITING FOR.
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Maeda's got nothing right now. Must pounce.
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Uh, did everybody die? It's horsefeathering Tuesday night; don't act like you have something better to do besides watching this game, you bastards.
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Man, this ump is stank. AND HOW DID RIZZO NOT ANNIHILATE THAT 2-0 FASTBALL.
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And it's always bull horsefeathers when abusers act like the right thing to do is to "move on," or "put this behind them." No, you need to own up to this horsefeathers and forever be trying to maybe, MAYBE make up one iota of the horsefeathers you did by trying your damnedest to grow the horsefeathers up, never do this horsefeathers again, and do whatever you can to make amends. Playing horsefeathering good baseball should be way down your list of priorities, you selfish horsefeathers. God, this idiot is so horsefeathering dumb. It's horsefeathering infuriating that the organization is fostering this garbage.
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Plus Tiger's whole thing is horsefeathers he did to himself. Yeah, it sucks he cheated on his wife, but the balls on Russell to compare himself to Woods' situations are absurd. Injury, infidelity and addiction aren't the same as willfully abusing your loved ones, you disingenuous, oblivious horsefeathers.
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Don't even bother reading it. It's astonishingly terrible, from top to bottom. The comparisons he and Russell make for this horsefeathers storm are absurdly bad.
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No horsefeathering way. I thought that was your gimmick! My dreams are shattered.
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(He's just funnin' ya)
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What are those numbers without that lazy infield pop fly that the wind (and bad defense) turned into a double? I do not feel any encouragement. .214 .353 .235 .578 https://youtu.be/hf5FRPfGiC8
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BUT...let's inject some hope. Bryant's numbers for the last week: .286 .412 .429 .840 And a BAbip of .364 for a guy with a career BAbip of .340.
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It's horsefeathering breaking my heart that this is still a legit thing: [dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Games Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]18 GAMES AND COUNTING[/fade][/glow]
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KB deserves to bat lower than 9 Someone needs to 'shop this so it looks like they're all screaming in terror:
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I mean, Mormons are basically the nerds of the religious world.
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He can be both.
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I'm pretty sure I cried until snot was pouring out of my nose during every game I played in and I've just blocked out the trauma.
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He's just jealous that Harper shows up his horsefeathers beard.
