Sammy Sofa
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This damn ump... -
Damn. So close.
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Wow, this ump is truly atrocious.
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It's weird to complain about so many guys taking good, patient ABs and being up 6-0, but man, they are letting some ridiculously hittable pitches go by. I WANT COMPLETE SLAUGHTER.
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He's definitely fixed I get not wanting to have kids, but when's he going to be good at baseball again?
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Woof.
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And the second! What the horsefeathers! He's serving you up the juiciest of meatballs, my dude!
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Jesus. I cringed watching Willson let that first pitch go.
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Poor Schwarber. That's about the only way he's getting on base these days.
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I don't think I've ever been as hungry as Anthony looked watching that meatball of a pitch in the slow-motion replay.
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He looks nearly as big as Rizzo Oh boy, is it time for "is Rizzo feeling OK" to make a comeback? The answer is NO. The only thing sick is that dong.
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Nicely done, Q.
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Seager looks very, very sickly.
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Any reason they couldn't just play Bote in LF? I guess I'd prefer Bryant to play wherever he is most comfortable until he gets right. Other than he hasn’t done it, no, and I’d be fine trying that too I think Bote could be a decent OF’er. He’s a damn good athlete and hard worker. I would love for him to play some CF at some point to be a RHH option there (and send Almora to the sun). I thought he played part time OF in the minors? I'm probably thinking of someone else, but I could have sworn Len has mentioned that about him.
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Any reason they couldn't just play Bote in LF? I guess I'd prefer Bryant to play wherever he is most comfortable until he gets right.
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Snatching victory from the doughy arms of Schwarb- I mean, defeat.
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And I like Descalso's sweet shredding at 2B.
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I could not possible love Willson more. Holy horsefeathers; what a save by the catcher on that throw home.
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Sorry, I meant big fat BUST.
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It's great, but my god, how did he not massacre those two weak ass fastballs in the zone.
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If Schwarber dongs here I will never stop believing in his big fat butt.
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Oh my god, this ump is terrible and it is REALLY helping the Cubs this inning so far.
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Yes, I realize I'm talking to myself, but BAEZ WHAT THE horsefeathers horsefeathers ARE YOU WAITING FOR.
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Maeda's got nothing right now. Must pounce.
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Uh, did everybody die? It's horsefeathering Tuesday night; don't act like you have something better to do besides watching this game, you bastards.
