Sammy Sofa
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If Albert Almora steals a base on you, just quit baseball. -
2 great starts in a row?!? Zounds.
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It’s the dongfest you’ve been dreaming of and yet you continue to complain. You really are the worst I'm sorry; was one of those a Bryant dong?
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Rizzo has already smashed the biggest dong of the day, you monster. It's the one good thing he'll do for two weeks!
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Zapgoonie's dumb tiny pic in Gameday always has me wishing Harris Wittels has been reincarnated as a really lame baseball player:
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That Willson Contreras is one hot piece of ACE.
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Hey Contreras is doing well too....for now until the grind of catching almost every day for the next 4-6 weeks wears him down Fortunately they have a maybe decent backup to help handle the lo-OHHHHHHHHHHHH, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
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Boy, it kinda sucks to pass on the FA they did and then have Bryant, Rizzo and Baez all decide to start huffing garbage fumes at the same time. I'm sure it's sustainable to have an offense anchored by Jason Heyward.
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[dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Games Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]11 GAMES AND COUNTING[/fade][/glow]
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I forgot this game was happening.
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http://66.media.tumblr.com/c267077e3cc066e2868f701d28a4665d/tumblr_mix14w2IqX1r0k2r8o4_250.gif
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Avengers cosplaying has gotten pretty serious.
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Why can't these cheap fucks even get a real backup catcher.
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Seal Boy to Theo when he got the boot: VENGEANCE WILL BE SLIPPERY.
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Do you have the inside scoop on Trout's groin?
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What do you consider bad Anderson movies? I know I might get flak, but I thought Punch Drunk Love was mediocre at best Yeah, Punch Drunk Love was lame. He's a good director so his movies aren't "bad," but sometimes he just lets me down. I did enjoy Inherent Vice, though. You scums deserve BAD COBS.
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THAT'S JIM JARMUSCH, YOU [expletive] DORK BIRD.
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Well....
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Only idiots thought that was a good idea/excuse. Everyone who knows anything knows that passing on Bryce to maybe extend our guys in 2-3 years was horsefeathering dumb. I mean, yeah, it was dumb even if Bryant's bones weren't just an elaborate series of Lincoln Logs at this point. And I'm pretty his dumb glasses are because of a situation along these lines:
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simply give me the address
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Rizzo and Bryant are doomed; Heyward and Caratini are carrying the team. What even is this.
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DESCORESO. (Kill me)
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Heyward is truly the Anti-Bryant at this point.
