Sammy Sofa
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Jesus. Have we really descended to the point of pining for a squished version of Jake Fox?
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Good. These Ricketts scum horsefeathers deserve to be bled like the slippery hogs they are. They have not been surpassed in revenue generation. LET ME HAVE MY IMPOTENT RAGE.
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Good. These Ricketts scum fucks deserve to be bled like the slippery hogs they are.
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imb seems to be dead and Heyward is doing what he's doing. Coincidence?
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Bryant with the hitting coach: -
Jason Heyward 2017: .259/.326/.389/.715 Kris Bryant 2019: .239/.327/.391/.718
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[dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Games Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]10 GAMES AND COUNTING[/fade][/glow]
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FO and the owners just hoping for a dead cat bounce season or two before Theo rides off to be welcomed as a hero somewhere else, then they'll settle into a long, long, long stretch of ye olde "suck for years until you stumble across a collection of cheap young players and then maybe flirt with contention enough for a few seasons before it all starts over again and again and again"
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Why is anyone still possibly on board for Maddon?
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Joe Maddon must be stopped.
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OH, COME THE horsefeathers ON.
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What is even happening anymore.
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Time to bring it back, new and improved: [dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Games Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]9 GAMES AND COUNTING[/fade][/glow]
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Why did I get my hopes up even a bit for these fartknockers.
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You could have just said Cubs.
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Bryant is toast.
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Oh, horsefeathers all the way off, Descalso.
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CRANK DAT.
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Almora getting that scored a hit there is appalling.
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GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE.
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Dervish is horsefeathering weird. He's making guys look stupid, yet has given up 3 runs on 2 dongs (the only hits) on a night with the wind howling in.
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What the absolute horsefeathers.
