Sammy Sofa
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This offense is delicious. -
Love that big ol' TexASS helping out Vic.
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Randy Rosario is baller as horsefeathers.
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I don't care where your schadenfreude is. I've got a big ol' serving over here, and it's delicious.
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These idiots are willfully going to start zilches like Bote and Zengoonies in a ton of games because their whining family of billionaire owners decided that a stupid hotel was going to keep them from signing someone like Bryce Harper. Every loss is going to be a massive helping of schadenfreude.
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Baez with the sweet walk bat flip.
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My kingdom for a horsefeathering pitch clock.
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the shape of the mustache itself is also extremely troubling I'm pretty sure he colored it between Opening Day and today. I don't remember it looking this creepy and painted on two days ago.
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Big boy shows off big dong.
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Has Rizzo had to dig out Baez throws this often when Baez has played SS in the past?
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http://38.media.tumblr.com/67268e2c918e6986fe5bf132c91fc03a/tumblr_n9guhb5m2n1sj94muo3_250.gif
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Phew, because there's probably gonna be a lot of both.
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The FO sucks at pitching.
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Bote's dyed beard is outrageous.
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Don't worry; the Cubs bolstered the rotation with...*checks notes* Cole Hamels.
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Phew. OK, next time try pitching like you have a multi-run lead, my dude.
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Oh, right; I had briefly forgotten that I'm terrified of this starting rotation.
