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  1. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs' season has already been crushed into a cube.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    [tweet]https://twitter.com/1paulmock/status/1108439702699270145[/tweet]
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Forrest MacNeil is NOT pleased.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I can't stop laughing at this horsefeathering photo: He looks one of those bop bags that JUST started deflating.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    It's a 100% lock that the Cubs are going to savagely and heartlessly kick tinyface to the curb unless he's willing to work literally for peanuts.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah? PTR just co-signed a third mortgage with Mike Carp.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    See, umpires? You CAN actually be useful!
  8. Sammy Sofa
    I have...SO many questions.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    oh jesus christ +3 Ricketts' sweaty titsuckers and counting.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathering horsefeathers.
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    Reads like this:
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    This is about 90% I think they're human toilets and karma will smite them, and 10% that I hope it's the most reverse-y reverse jinx of all time. But mainly I think the pitching is going to be a horsefeathering nightmare.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    79. Not nice. You heard it here first. I am the prophet of doom (boner).
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    He's also 62 in baseball years.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    [narrator]They didn't.[/narrator]
  18. Sammy Sofa
    *Ricketts adds a new lock to the money vault*
  19. Sammy Sofa
    FINALLY: https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-2018-ish-hater-s-guide-to-the-williams-sonoma-cata-1832646809
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Why does it look like everyone is wearing some kind of weird flesh mask.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    [tweet] [/tweet]
  22. Sammy Sofa
    It's how he stays so thin.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, I gotta get on this. I'm slacking.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Shouldn't this thread be updated to something, like, "Brutal NL Central knockdown street brawl to the very bitter end (between everyone but the Cubs)?"
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Petition to make this the official thread where people post all of the cool "unofficial" feeds and ripped content so we can keep the money going to these asshats to a minimum.
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