Sammy Sofa
-
Posts
98,240 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
208
Content Type
Profiles
Joomla Posts 1
Chicago Cubs Videos
Chicago Cubs Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits
2026 Chicago Cubs Top Prospects Ranking
News
2023 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks
Guides & Resources
2024 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks
The Chicago Cubs Players Project
2025 Chicago Cubs Draft Pick Tracker
2026 Chicago Cubs Draft Tracker: Picks & Bonuses
Blogs
Events
Forums
Store
Gallery
Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
-
I'm fuzzy about the math for things such as the vaunted Kris Bryant Days Without a Dong-o-Meter; would today be 1 day without a dong? Or does 1 full day without a dong have to pass for it technically be 1 day without a dong? -
No, seriously; EVERYTHING IS FINE: https://deadspin.com/mlb-advanced-media-made-billions-for-baseball-chewed-u-1832634219
-
When Javy's due up and you wanna make a prediction: I appreciate this reminder that things could always be much, much worse.
-
As promised, the BBT gifs will be banished as soon as they give me a win streak.
-
Or they did it because I disrespected from the start...
-
Even worse is that he's pitched 13 games against us and has held a 3.1 ERA over those games without suffering a loss.
-
I definitely feel like if my posts had a face, it would be that guy.
-
[dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Days Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]1 DAY[/fade][/glow] Why mess with success? I am taking 10000000000% credit for fixing this team, I'm going to be 1000000000000000% even more insufferable, and you can all go kick rocks with your dicks. Our surgical monster is pitching against their surgical monster, though our surgical monster has had more recent success, so hopefully he strikes a bunch of dudes out and the Cubs win again before Theo sends Roast to dig up a fresh elbow. Seriously; Edinson horsefeathering Volquez is starting this game. That's just stupid. BAZOOKA!!!!
-
I did, but I was watching the game at my dad's place. I am the horsefeathering game thread GOD.
-
How can you tell that Zagnuts is healthy when he looks like he's dying in literally every single picture.
-
Clearly you gave Maddon WAY too much credit.
-
[expletive], this is good.
-
If only there had been some kind of way to mitigate these sort of OF issues...
-
Bro, we can't both already be doing maximum Our Things the first day.
-
who the horsefeathers cares about spring? I can't believe how quickly we regressed back to people wanting to give a shot to big fat zilches again. WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, WEST SIDE ROOTER.
-
That is definitely just a drifter who snuck in and stole a uniform to hide out so the railroad bulls don't nab him.
-
Kris Bryant: "Hold my beer." "No, seriously; please hold it. I have the shoulders of an 80 year-old man."
-
Knowing him, he'll do something ridiculous, like hit a really hideous triple, and then every horsefeathering meatball will look that ONE horsefeathering AB as the reason as to why he should be leading off when anyone else makes literally one out hitting from the top spot.
-
Just for those keeping track, here's what Almora did against LHP last year: .295 .340 .402 .742 And they're who he is supposed to be BETTER against. FJMFJMFJMFJMFJMFJMFJM
-
That should be a horsefeathering crime. Talk about an argument for MLB to have the banishment rule or whatever the horsefeathers soccer has.
-
Though, let's face it, it's gonna have to be a permanent thing going forward because of...
-
Remember last year when we thought the Cubs kicking off the season in warmer weather/domed/roofed stadiums was going to unleash early DONG HELL on the world?
