Jump to content
North Side Baseball

Sammy Sofa

Old-Timey Member
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    98,222

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    208

 Content Type 

Profiles

Joomla Posts 1

Chicago Cubs Videos

Chicago Cubs Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits

2026 Chicago Cubs Top Prospects Ranking

News

2023 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks

Guides & Resources

2024 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks

The Chicago Cubs Players Project

2025 Chicago Cubs Draft Pick Tracker

2026 Chicago Cubs Draft Tracker: Picks & Bonuses

Blogs

Events

Forums

Store

Gallery

Everything posted by Sammy Sofa

  1. Sammy Sofa
    This is the ballin'-est [expletive] EVER, son.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I'm pretty sure he's making the team. But what if he's absolute garbage in ST? Then surely Kyle would want him not making....ooooohhhhh, riiiiiiiiiight, he hates that, too. He shouldn't be making the team no matter what he does in spring training. But if we somehow luck into the right decision through a bad process, I'll call it a draw. You shouldn't be calling it anything. It's essentially a non-issue.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Me neither, but given the insane numbers we've seen tossed out for the Dodgers and Rangers part of me thinks that whatever it would be would be really, really worth it.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I'm pretty sure he's making the team. But what if he's absolute garbage in ST? Then surely Kyle would want him not making....ooooohhhhh, riiiiiiiiiight, he hates that, too.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    GEE, IT'S LIKE HE MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE THE TEAM, LIKE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Nix is pretty much the only one you could make that argument about unless you want to continue hiding behind selective generalizations and pretending things like Old Man Cairo who was terrible last year is a preferable option.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    That photo makes it look like he suffered a stroke that somehow effected his face and his hair.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Saying "I trust the FO" is very different than "I think they never make mistakes." Yeah, the Mather signing sucked more than a 25th man signing almost always would, but if you're going to sit there and act like you knew he'd have been THAT bad then you're just a hilarious and hideous liar. Half of the guys you listed above were terrible last year (and one is older than dirt) and the other half were barely any better than Lillibridge. Odds are pretty safe that griping about this is the epitome of splitting hairs. If somehow you luck into them having signed a 25th man with a -2 WAR season, hey, congratulations.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Gibberish.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Kinda like a butter knife is technically a weapon.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    And you just called out somebody else for lumping things together? Talk about the audacity of [expletive].
  12. Sammy Sofa
    You have absolutely no idea what you're babbling about.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    What, all of the wonderful Twitter/Facebook rage is made up? I don't follow random cubs fans on twitter or facebook so I'm not aware of it. I'm sure somebody somewhere is upset, but an actual uproar with a sizable portion of the fanbase? I could not possibly give less of a [expletive] as to the actual percentages of meatballs out there; they exist, they're hilarious, and nobody is "following random Cubs fans." Things like @FacebookCubs exist, you goober.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    What, all of the wonderful Twitter/Facebook rage is made up?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Like Jake Long. Any word on whether Miami is going to sign/franchise him? If it means letting Melton go, I say good bye. Why in the world...?
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Keep it down, Sloth.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    That is adorable.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    The only way this could get any better is if Campana has a hot streak a la Fuld and the meatballs go insane twice over over this move.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I hope that's not the case. I mean he never came down on them very often, and only when they deserved it. Ugh. And no. As opposed to the people who are all about lazy playing, being distracted, and nothing less than 99% effort. UGH.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    "Fluffy?" The [expletive]?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Love/hate it.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Damn.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    What the [expletive] is going on.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] that scumbag fake-bearder.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    McNutt might never amount to anything, but I'm a fan for life: http://boysofspring.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/McNutt2.jpg Beard on, beardy man.
×
×
  • Create New...