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Sammy Sofa

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    It's ridiculous that they even have to get Cishek warmed up in a game like this. What a nightmare bullpen.
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    Damn. Cubs really dropping the ball here so far with how much Tehran is laboring out there.
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    Hopefully Lester's favorite song isn't "Long Ball Sally" tonight.
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    Debatable is he's a better option than Russell or, shockingly, Almora in that regard. Almora had that fun little power surge in May when he jumped on a few first pitch mistakes (.536 slugging, won't mention the OBP). Since then... June slash line: .196/.229/.217 Oh, I know he sucks. It's just that CarGo sucks even more. I FEEL IT IN MY BOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNES.
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    as far as what other options are there, I'll take him. I refuse to watch any of Russell, Almora or Descalso in the box. At least CarGo may run into one. Debatable is he's a better option than Russell or, shockingly, Almora in that regard.
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    That last spot in the lineup is pretty much a no win situation at this point. Almora? Cargo? Russell? Descalso? Just be happy there's only one of them and they are at the bottom of the lineup. Oh just wait until Joe get's his monthly case of wine from Binny's. They will all be in the lineup at the same time. Under the Ricketts, Joe can only afford toilet hooch.
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    CarGoHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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    Lester again already? Rats.
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    Look how out of his mind this guy is that he won a grand! "I get to eat real food for a month or two! THIS IS THE DREAM!!!" [tweet] [/tweet]
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    https://www.instagram.com/p/By6t60NF07O
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    It's not like baseball is shooting itself in the foot with a shrinking talent pool when everyone wants to treat anyone drafted past the first few rounds like an intern. Also: "they're getting paid to play a GAME. They should be grateful they get anything at all!!!"
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    Baez deserves an extension just for all of the extensions he routinely gives the rest of us.
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    It seems inevitable the players are going to screw up the next deal: https://deadspin.com/adam-eaton-actually-the-financial-struggles-of-minor-1835787706 As perfectly summed up in the comments:
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    They wanted to get Almora's AB over with ASAP.
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    Caratini is not good.
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    This gif seems doubly appropriate:
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    Also:
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    Whoops: [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet]
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    The illusion (delusion?) that Caratini can hit is over, right?
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