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  1. Sammy Sofa
    as far as what other options are there, I'll take him. I refuse to watch any of Russell, Almora or Descalso in the box. At least CarGo may run into one. Debatable is he's a better option than Russell or, shockingly, Almora in that regard.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    That last spot in the lineup is pretty much a no win situation at this point. Almora? Cargo? Russell? Descalso? Just be happy there's only one of them and they are at the bottom of the lineup. Oh just wait until Joe get's his monthly case of wine from Binny's. They will all be in the lineup at the same time. Under the Ricketts, Joe can only afford toilet hooch.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    CarGoHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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    Lester again already? Rats.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Look how out of his mind this guy is that he won a grand! "I get to eat real food for a month or two! THIS IS THE DREAM!!!" [tweet] [/tweet]
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    https://www.instagram.com/p/By6t60NF07O
  8. Sammy Sofa
    It's not like baseball is shooting itself in the foot with a shrinking talent pool when everyone wants to treat anyone drafted past the first few rounds like an intern. Also: "they're getting paid to play a GAME. They should be grateful they get anything at all!!!"
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Baez deserves an extension just for all of the extensions he routinely gives the rest of us.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    It seems inevitable the players are going to screw up the next deal: https://deadspin.com/adam-eaton-actually-the-financial-struggles-of-minor-1835787706 As perfectly summed up in the comments:
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    They wanted to get Almora's AB over with ASAP.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Caratini is not good.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    This gif seems doubly appropriate:
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    Also:
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    Whoops: [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet]
  17. Sammy Sofa
    The illusion (delusion?) that Caratini can hit is over, right?
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Duke should return to writing front page article with a horsefeathering master's thesis about the myriad of ways that hitting Descalso for Darvish was cartoonishly stupid. Maddon gets himself outmanaged WAY too horsefeathering easily these days, even by his usual standards.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    DERWOOD DO GAM
  20. Sammy Sofa
    But then Rizzo would die He would ground his head out to second. Rizzo's TOOTBLAN and Heyward's anti-power, together at last.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I'm gonna dance so hard when Joe is gone.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, great; some patented Rizzo TOOTBLAN, too. I get it, Cubs; I won't ever be optimistic about you again.
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  24. Sammy Sofa
    And I was in such a good mood, too.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Fuckin' Maddon is drunk scum.
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