What you saw tonight was the awakening of a beast that had been in hibernation. Now the hour of Milwaukee's discontent is upon them. Brutal evisceration is all they have to look forward to as the resurgent Cubs offense continues their journey back to ultimate power. Tommy Milone, someone I did not know was still being paid to pitch in baseball games, likely senses his impending doom at the hands of Kris Bryant and Albert Almora, both of whom are readying their dongs for battle. But he is either too proud or too foolish to make the life-preserving decision to run away. Unleash more dongs.