Andy

If Martinez had played that terrible defense earlier that would've tied it. Nice hit Benny.

Ah the old 2 out base hit that turns into nothing. We must lead the league at that

Hahahaha

If this disgusting display of offense doesn't rid us of Chili I don't even know what I'll do.

Rockies need to win. West tiebreaker is our only chance Tuesday

More like saving Monty for Tuesday.

Swing the horsefeathering bat Schwarber.

Props to the crowd for putting in way more effort than I would out there

Thanks for showing up Monty

I honest to God would have no problem if Joe just decided to forfeit for the rest. There's no point playing this out.

horsefeathering clown unleashes that throw. Jesus

Monday morning finish that game, Monday afternoon play tiebreaker, Tuesday night play WC game. Sounds fun

This is just Milwaukee's year

Brewers score on a ground ball. LMAO

Just pull everybody important and give them the rest of the day off. Rest is more important now

Only 2? Cake walk for the guy who turned into Jesus Christ in August

Great start against the STL B team

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To be fair, no one who said that envisioned Christian Yelich turning into horsefeathering steroid era Barry Bonds for an entire month.

Pretty, pretty good day. At least in football.

That game was straight up bull horsefeathers

Might not be our day if bombs like that are staying in

horsefeathering Carpenter terrible for an entire month and starts raking now

So it's this kind of game

Oh my god you could see that coming the whole way too