This is ridiculous, even for you. I'm not all aboard the Mervis train by any means because you're probably right about him, but to dismiss him entirely like you are when he's done nothing but hit for over a year and a half now, mostly pitched in college, and hasn't had the same number of ABs as most prospects his age is just silly.
Would you be more amenable to comparing total PAs across college and MiLs to get a better prospect comp?