We might as well play for the wild card. True, the Cardinals have an insurmountable divisional lead. I was joking. It's tough to tell, the Cardinals' pixy shtick is over the top and embarrassingly bad. It's fun to joke about. Either that or get mad.
He's already thrown over 90 pitches and probably shouldn't even be in the game right now, so of course he doubled. Of course, because nothing bad ever happens to the Cardinals. They are without a doubt the most unlucky team there is.
Who cares? If we play like we're supposed to have been playing all year, we're golden. I'm so tired of everything they try ending up all golden for them.