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  1. CoolHandLuke
    I wish we had our bullpen configured so that carlos would face the heart of the order, whenever it happened to come up. In this case, I think we should have saved him for the 9th. Oh well, boston ruined the whole bullpen by committee thing a few years ago...
  2. CoolHandLuke
    How hilarious would it be if it came out that Felix and Alfonso were gay lovers?
  3. CoolHandLuke
    ibl
  4. CoolHandLuke
    It's less than five innings!
  5. CoolHandLuke
    If your son is an Illinois resident they're not going to let him buy beer. I turned 21 over 2 months ago but was told at Wrigley that I couldn't buy beer because my ID says "Under 21 Until January 31, 2008". When I explained that it says UNTIL a date that has already passed, the manager told me that while "there was no denying" that I'm 21, it's the policy of the house not to sell to anyone who has "under 21 until" on their ID. It's probably the dumbest policy I've ever heard of -- in place no doubt to prevent the morons who check IDs from getting "confused". The result is that now I either need to go to the DMV to get a license that isn't expired, get someone to buy me beer, or use a fake -- which are never sniffed out. This happened to me in my hometown grocery store. I was outraged.
  6. CoolHandLuke
    What a pathetic group of losers we have.
  7. CoolHandLuke
    Imo its time to back up the truck now.
  8. CoolHandLuke
    how are we only 2 game out of first place? I don't know!!!! Based on what I am seeing, we should be at least 10 games out by now....
  9. CoolHandLuke
    ARE YOU READY FOR LAST PLACE CUBBIES!?!?!
  10. CoolHandLuke
    Send this scrub to IOWA!!!!!!!!!
  11. CoolHandLuke
    spoke too soon!
  12. CoolHandLuke
    You can't be serious. There's no way he's going to attempt to steal a base every single game for the rest of the year and get caught each and every time. Give me a break. That's just not going to happen. Even if he did it for like 30 games, don't you think they'd red light him at some point? http://home.comcast.net/~davhern2/wtf.gif COME ON!!! You people need to relax! I have already gone ahead and subtracted 162 total bases from all of the pre-season predictions, to see what he will really do this year. It's not looking pretty...
  13. CoolHandLuke
    The guy's not that good, or else he wouldn't be on pace to be caught stealing a whopping 162 times.
  14. CoolHandLuke
    Why didn't you "green" Damian Miller for Michael Barrett? Also, we didn't really draft Josh Hamilton. We traded the pick to the reds, they told us who to draft.
  15. CoolHandLuke
    I will not drink that water! but hey, here's my hand, stick me with that needle.
  16. CoolHandLuke
    Oh no!!!!! His ass is going to burst in a few years!
  17. CoolHandLuke
    You're an idiot. Again, this should help you out: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Sarcasm Based on his overreactions in the other thread I'm not so sure it was sarcasm. Well...then...I don't know what to tell you, but it obviously was. When people are posting the same types of things and actually meaning it, then it's hard to tell when someone is being sarcastic. It was so obviously sarcasm that it's not even funny. We actually could do with an entire new 25 man roster.
  18. CoolHandLuke
    Well that jerk just ruined Geo's chances of a walk off grand slam.
  19. CoolHandLuke
    Tuck your shirt in, slob.
  20. CoolHandLuke
    Mother Nature, Please don't rain in Chicago from 1:20 to 4:30.
  21. CoolHandLuke
    Forcasting weather seems fun. Looking for an apprentice?
  22. CoolHandLuke
    Last year at a game I was at there were a pair of humongous drunk twins (i think) wearing brett favre jerseys that were about the most annoying brewers fans I have ever seen. Don't be like them.
  23. CoolHandLuke
    Wow. How mad would you be if you missed that email by a couple of minutes? Go Badgers
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  25. CoolHandLuke
    Aybar sucks [-(
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