You're right.... Blah blah Blah, give Dusty every chance to turn it around, blah blah blah Actually, I was thinking it would be more like something they do in THe Onion like "Ask the student that didn't do the required reading" Dear student that didn't do the required reading: I don't approve of my daughter's fiance... Should I still go to the wedding?" -mother in Fresno Dear Mother in Fresno: Tom Sawyer is a story about a time when people were so poor that they didn't wear shirts but just had overalls. ... Tom Sawyer is a Signet Classic in the truest sense of the word. It was well worth the $6.95 purchase price. In fact, if I were in Canada, I'd even pay $7.95.