EOY sarcasm thread

[Cubway]

It is a good thing that the Cubs brought up Ryan Theriot from the West TN DJaxx (voted their most valuable player) so he can sit on the bench and contribute to the Cubs hot pennent race. Especially since the Djaxx do not need him to help them win the Southern League Championship this weekend.

[hardcorecubfan]

Boy, is this thread packed with brilliant wit or what?

 

I am so glad that someone decided to start this thread. It was completely impossible to find any sarcasm here before.

 

wel, I just wanted to start a thread like this because i have never seen sarcasm expressed on this website.

[thedaymen]

Whoever it was that said the 2005 Cubs were going to win with starting pitching, defense, and little ball sure was right on the money.

 

Zambrano needs to show a little more emotion on the mound.

 

I don't know why anyone would be upset about management's moves last offseason, didn't you know the 2004 Cubs' only problem was too much Latino music?

[hardcorecubfan]

Hey Tim, why doesn't anyone post anything about Corey Patterson on here? Let alone any "Ihate dusty threads?" There just not enough threads dealing with his outstanding coaching approach.