Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

[Omar]

If you don't like the weather in ___________, just wait five minutes.

[MWV]

"Yes, thank you, I'd love a super salad."

[Derwood]

WAITER: "How would you like your steak cooked?"

 

ME: "Extra medium please"

 

ME: **knowing wink to my family**

 

fin

[biittner77]

Me: "I'll have a Corona, hold the virus"

 

Bartender:

[imb]

waiter: need steak sauce with that?

 

me: not if ya cook it right

[jersey cubs fan]

waiter: need steak sauce with that?

 

me: not if ya cook it right

That’s no laughing matter

[Sammy Sofa]

Honestly, who locks a poll?

[jersey cubs fan]

Honestly, who locks a poll?

Hitler

[Derwood]

Honestly, who locks a poll?

 

Doesn't each poll have the ability to set a limit of days it's open? Maybe TC set a limit?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I just voted.

[NOLA]

"Can I order the Mushroom Bleu Burger, but instead of a bun can you put it on mixed greens, and instead of bleu cheese can you put swiss on that, and drizzle some balsamic vinegar on top?"

[jersey cubs fan]

"Can I order the Mushroom Bleu Burger, but instead of a bun can you put it on mixed greens, and instead of bleu cheese can you put swiss on that, and drizzle some balsamic vinegar on top?"

That’s a man salad*

 

 

*hashtag flagrant ones

[Omar]

Honestly, who locks a poll?

 

Doesn't each poll have the ability to set a limit of days it's open? Maybe TC set a limit?

 

I just voted.

 

Yeah I don't recall setting a limit. Just edited the original and checked, there isn't a limit set in the Poll Creation tab.

 

Mods if you do see one feel free to unlock it.