6/2 Cobs (Hamels) @ Cards (Wainwright) 1:15 PM on WGN

[TMan92]

My expectations of doing this for more than one day are slim.....

 

If I played this game today:

 

 

These two cards would be considered a match

 

 

 

Try to win a game idiots!

[itisallpartoftheplan]

 

Javy at SS. So they must feel confident his heel is fine.

[Sammy Sofa]

The heel is playing 2B today.

[Sammy Sofa]

Heyward 2019:

 

.262/.349/.485 in 149 PAs as a RF

 

.196/.354/.275 in 65 PAs as a CF

 

That seems like an astoundingly pointless split.

[Schwarber Fan]

This team sucks. Bryant is still off from his collision with Heyward and Baez can’t run and shouldn’t be playing.

[Jaxbro]

Win turds

 

But alas the boat is taking on more water than they can dump out

Bryant is a concussed shell of a couple weeks ago swinging and missing all

Baez is gimpy and gonna end up on the IL trying to play through it

Hamels is turning into the old rotting pumpkin we thought we’d see last year

Wainwright will look like the Wainwright of 7 years ago

And their catcher making his big league debut will of course will mash and then fade off into oblivion only to be remembered for destroying the Cobs in his debut

[Schwarber Fan]

Watching this team is a nightmare. Wainwright has less than nothing out there.

[UMFan83]

Willson begging to make an out on the basepaths and finally gets his wish

[We Got The Whole 9]

Willson begging to make an out on the basepaths and finally gets his wish

Right wtf

[Irrelevant Dude]

Paging Theo... The offense done broke again.

[Schwarber Fan]

Since the OF collision, Bryant is now 2 for 11 with 8 Ks. But I’m sure he’s fine.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Javy's numbers since injuring his heel can't be good either.

 

Cubs brass deciding to play injured players working like a charm.

[Schwarber Fan]

Might as well get no hit to cap off this road trip.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Wainwright just mowing us down. Nobody can hit a curveball, most don't even offer at it.

[Forgotmyoldlogin]

[OleMissCub]

Hell of a stat they just showed. Last time 4 teammates had over .550 slugging by June 1st was 1995 and the Blake Street Bombers.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Swing at the horsefeathering curve

 

Please start sitting on the curve. This is horsefeathering pathetic.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Russell draws a Walk, then Bote sees 3 pitches out of the zone and swings at all of them.

[Schwarber Fan]

Screw you, Willy.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Hell of a horsefeathering throw Contreras

[Schwarber Fan]

Probably game.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Thanks Willson you horsefeathering [expletive]

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Sorry Cole. That probably seals your loss.

[Schwarber Fan]

Gotta do something here.

[Sammy Sofa]

GET THEE TO THE OF, WILLSON.