4/20: D-backs (Greinke) @ Cubs (Darvish) 1:20 on ABC7

[Sammy Sofa]

Descalso, you slowpoke goober.

[CubinNY]

He’s going to have a 30 pitch innning

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Good signs: 2 strikeouts, can still get a quality start.

[weis21]

Cubs win this one. 7-4

[Sammy Sofa]

Alright, just put that pu inning behind you, Yu.

[weis21]

Alright, just put that pu inning behind you, Yu.

This is corny. Even for yu

[Sammy Sofa]

Bryant's gonna get one of those runs back this inning. PRINT IT.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Bryant's gonna get one of those runs back this inning. PRINT IT.

 

Off the bat, the crowd seemed to think so. Then were disappointed when the shortstop caught it.

[weis21]

What the hell is up with Greinke’s hair?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I'm gonna be positive for once and declare that Darvish will still get at least a QS today.

 

Quilted Scarf?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Back to the Sopranos. These turkeys seem to do well when I ignore them.

[Sammy Sofa]

Bryant's gonna get one of those runs back this inning. PRINT IT.

 

Off the bat, the crowd seemed to think so. Then were disappointed when the shortstop caught it.

 

[TMan92]

I can’t grasp how this guy was an All-Star

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Come get your just deserts, Cubswin11.

[Sammy Sofa]

It feels like a variation of Marmol's downfall: once the fastball command goes, people realize very quickly you don't have to swing much at everything else.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Reading the thread where Yu signed is not nearly as fun as the Game 7 World Series one.

[UMFan83]

Runs allowed in the last 6 days:

 

Yu Darvish - 5

Rest of pitching staff - 1

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Positives: Still in line for a quality start.

[Sammy Sofa]

QUALITY START STILL IN PLAY.

[Derwood]

Tons of movement on his pitches, but the opponent knows not to swing. So frustrating

[Sammy Sofa]

Reading the thread where Yu signed is not nearly as fun as the Game 7 World Series one.

 

Prescient post from page 1, courtesy of UMFan:

 

Someone show me a scenario where we sign Darvish and are still able to give $400m to Harper.

[Derwood]

Greinke deserves to lose just for his haircut

[Derwood]

There's the old Heyward

[Aaron_Kennelly]

We were always right to hate them.

[UMFan83]

Dammit I thought that was gone for Bryant. Really anxious to see him start to hit some dongs.