5/23/2018 Cubs (Lester) vs. Tribe (Plutko) 7:05 CST NBC Sports Chicago

[Cubswin11]

I know it’s likely a self selecting bias but Rizzo’s been a big dumb idiot in 2-1, 3-1, 3-0 counts a lot this year. Tries to horsefeathering bunt there, popping up a bunch of balls in those counts, etc

[17 Seconds]

pretty weird, rizz

[Cubswin11]

A Rizzo walk seems almost as rare as a Javy walk these days

[Sammy Sofa]

Fangraphs has Rizzo's offensive value steadily declining the last two seasons, and this one just looks to continue that in a big, big way. What the hell, tinyface.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

horsefeathers you, Rajai

[Cubswin11]

Our WTP has been impressive this series

[Sammy Sofa]

Good inning, gents.

[Cubswin11]

Fangraphs has Rizzo's offensive value steadily declining the last two seasons, and this one just looks to continue that in a big, big way. What the hell, tinyface.

That’s odd. Must be because of the league wide jump in offense, because he’s pretty much been the same player since 2014

[Cubswin11]

Good inning, gents.

That was a dumb one, between Javy being a jackass at the plate then Rajai catching that ball/it not getting out

[Cubswin11]

Rajai Davis sucks, why is he doing things this game

[Sammy Sofa]

Fangraphs has Rizzo's offensive value steadily declining the last two seasons, and this one just looks to continue that in a big, big way. What the hell, tinyface.

That’s odd. Must be because of the league wide jump in offense, because he’s pretty much been the same player since 2014

 

Yeah, after posting I scanned those stat lines again and I can't figure out what their approach is.

[Cubswin11]

Gleyber hit his 8th HR in like 3 weeks just now, our SS can barely get it to the warnig track even when he squares it up. Seems about right

[UMFan83]

Remember in 2016 when you would turn on a game in the 3rd inning and the Cubs would be up like 4-0 and you wouldn’t be the least bit surprised?

[Gilby]

Someone hit a quick dong so I can forget about the Russell and Brantley ABs w RISP

[Bryants Disco Ball]

We are going to win tonight, right?

[Cubswin11]

The ball really isn’t carrying tonight.

 

 

 

I fully expect a nonsense basket shot HR by the Indians at some point

[Cubswin11]

We should be pummeling this bum named after a planet that doesn’t even exist anymore

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Remember in 2016 when you would turn on a game in the 3rd inning and the Cubs would be up like 4-0 and you wouldn’t be the least bit surprised?

no

[Ding Dong Johnson]

We are going to win tonight, right?

no

[Cubswin11]

Remember in 2016 when you would turn on a game in the 3rd inning and the Cubs would be up like 4-0 and you wouldn’t be the least bit surprised?

[illiniguy]

Of course Gleyber Torres has hit more homers this month than Addison will all season.

[17 Seconds]

should be

 

the central in a nutshell

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Of course Gleyber Torres has hit more homers this month than Addison will all season.

 

Let's get Machado and be done with it.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

OK, I realize the Cubs are just messing around. But let's score runs this inning.

[TMan92]

Love it when Lester blow snots out of his nose on the way back to the dugout