Cubs (Chatwood the Walk Machine) @ Cardinals (Weaver the Molester Stache) - 1:15 PM CT - ABC 7

[Agony and Ivy]

that’s your staff ace right there

 

That wild card game is going to be something.

[Agony and Ivy]

It's time to take that offset behind the catcher view out back and put it out of it's misery.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

We really, really need good Javy here.

[PackLandVA]

The dreaded "man on third, less than two outs". :( Edited May 5, 2018 by PackLandVA

[Bryants Disco Ball]

We did it. We scored a run from third with less than two outs. Chatwood, somehow make it a streak.

[PackLandVA]

The dreaded "man on third, less than two outs". :(

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Anyone know the most we’ve scored over any 9 inning period during this period of ineptitude?

[Bryants Disco Ball]

They can't overturn that, but let's try.

[gobigred]

safe ...clear as day

[Bryants Disco Ball]

He really is safe.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Clearly safe but not expecting an overturn.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Wow. Len is like really confident.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

4 runs in our last 3 innings!

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Terrific slide by Russell, really good strength when Molina’s leg started redirecting that arm

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Something is happening. We are 2-for-2 scoring a runner from third with less than two outs. It's time to make it 3-for-3 and give ourselves a chance to finally score four runs.

[NotSoSober]

It's time like this that I love watching the other teams broadcast. He was obviously safe but these Cardinal guys refused to believe it.

 

Angel Hernandez is ass

[Agony and Ivy]

2 runs since I started powerwashing the deck. See you guys in 3 hours when I have stripped all of the stain off.

 

Also, we run a BABIP of like .980 against this Weaver kid.

[PackLandVA]

The dreaded "man on third, less than two outs". :(

[Bryants Disco Ball]

We have just scored as many runs in this inning as we have in any game in the previous nine.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

OK, Rizzo, this is your time to hit a dong. Not one that gets caught in the wind, but a no doubt huge dong.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

It's time like this that I love watching the other teams broadcast. He was obviously safe but these Cardinal guys refused to believe it.

 

Angel Hernandez is ass

 

My favorite was when they froze it with Russell’s hand on the plate and Molina’s glove not there yet.

 

[long pause] “that’s really close”

[SparkMark1]

4!

[Bryants Disco Ball]

WE DID IT. WE DID IT!!!!

[NotSoSober]

The BABIP gods are smiling down upon us today. Hallelujah

[Agony and Ivy]

Weaver is going to kill himself right there on the mound.