3/30/18 CUBS (Maddux Jr.) @ The Land of Bath Salts (Smith) 6:10 CST WGN

[Transmogrified Tiger]

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE SEEN THE horsefeathering RALLY BIRD THHHHHOM BRENNAMAN CLIP THIS GAME

 

how much does my subscription have to go up to pay an intern to label a couple thousand extra video clips, because they've got me over the barrel with the 12 they're rotating now

[CoolHandLuke]

I vote that Butler gets to exclusively face this Wallach guy all year.

[treebird]

so in one fell swoop we get Butler in the game, Happ out, and Caratini catching, that is an incredible cascade of downgrades

 

he also made Rizzo play first base right handed to get the double platoon advantage

[Gilby]

I have a lot of feelings about that last inning but god damn I'm glad baseball is back

[Transmogrified Tiger]

so in one fell swoop we get Butler in the game, Happ out, and Caratini catching, that is an incredible cascade of downgrades

 

he also made Rizzo play first base right handed to get the double platoon advantage

 

itscalledplayingthepercentages.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

so in one fell swoop we get Butler in the game, Happ out, and Caratini catching, that is an incredible cascade of downgrades

 

http://i.imgur.com/YfPsLn3.gif

[Derwood]

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE SEEN THE horsefeathering RALLY BIRD THHHHHOM BRENNAMAN CLIP THIS GAME

 

I've seen the cat in Marlins park clip every half inning tonight

[javy knows my name]

LEN FOREVER

 

I MEAN IT

[Sammy Sofa]

got dang it joe do we have to lock you in a bounce house when road games reach the 9th inning

 

[bukie]

so in one fell swoop we get Butler in the game, Happ out, and Caratini catching, that is an incredible cascade of downgrades

Happ isn't out, I think it went Caratini catching -> Contreras to left -> Zobrist to 2nd -> Baez to SS, so I think Russell is out. Happ is in center.

[treebird]

hit a horsefeathering home run baez

[imb]

shut up derwood

 

[treebird]

shut up derwood

 

 

making this my sig

[Sammy Sofa]

[Sammy Sofa]

shut up derwood

 

 

making this my sig

 

I like how he's had this exact gif thrown at him twice already.

[Derwood]

shut up derwood

 

 

making this my sig

 

I like how he's had this exact gif thrown at him twice already.

 

[treebird]

caratini needs more magazines about brassieres

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Have to imagine we start the 12th with a dong. And if not, I have to imagine we finally score additional runs and win the game.

 

I can see the Marlins holding the Cubs down for 11 innings. But no way do I see them holding them down for 12.

[CoolHandLuke]

I just realized that former top prospect gingers might be a market inefficiency that Theo has been trying to exploit. Are there any more?

[17 Seconds]

i'd like to commend rondon fan, because you know he's been sitting on some hot posts but hasn't clicked submit yet

[Sammy Sofa]

Rizzo's gonna finally come through, because it is truly fucked up if the universe doesn't work that way at least once in a while.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Vic go deep

[Ding Dong Johnson]

mother bitch. KB go deep

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[expletive] horsefeathers. Rizzo poop your pants

[badger]

Robot umps plz.