Josh Beckett sucks

[imb]

UPDATE 2005

 

So, Beckett is pitching great all year, gets another blister, goes on the dl, and comes back tonight, pitches great, and leaves the game with another blister.

 

Hahahah, he's so worthless. What the hell is going on? PEE ON YOUR HANDS MORON.

Edited July 1, 2005 by Bunts Lick Butts

[TruffleShuffle]

I remember you were on the Marlins' ride in the preseason, and some of us on here (i.e., me) made goofs about when Beckett would get a boo-boo on his finger again. Well, that time of the season has rolled around...

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Beckett needs to ask Alou for some urine.

[Coach C]

I think that Beckett needs to spend more time in the DL than 15 days.

[Chocolate Milk]

Beckett=Wood

 

Discuss.

[AI]

Beckett=Wood

 

Discuss.

 

Kerry gets real injuries...not sissy ones like Blisters. If you are going to get hurt, go for the gold. Blow out your elbow or your shoulder trying to throw the ball through the catcher. At least Wood can respect himself. I certainly can't say the same thing for blister boy.

[Chocolate Milk]

Beckett=Wood

 

Discuss.

 

Kerry gets real injuries...not sissy ones like Blisters. If you are going to get hurt, go for the gold. Blow out your elbow or your shoulder trying to throw the ball through the catcher. At least Wood can respect himself. I certainly can't say the same thing for blister boy.

 

You have a point. Blisters are what sissy's in fancy shoes get if they walk further than a block. Yet still, I can't help but link these hard throwing, injury riddled, talented, Texans.

[GlassCow]

Couldn't have happened to a better team. I love seeing the Marlins wallowing in injury, and there 3 fans suffering for it. I hate that team and their fans.

[glavine93]

You know, he really can't help that he gets the blisters. I actually feel really bad for him. He's so fun to watch when he's healthy.

 

eta- apparently hes fine

[KingKongvs.Godzilla]

Beckett=Wood

 

Healthy Beckett >>>>>>> Wood.

 

No offense to Kerry, but Beckett has better control than him, doesn't give up as many HRs, and K's a healthy amount also.

 

I guess they're the same in that both of their health problems hold them back. But when both are healthy, I'd take Beckett. Which is saying something because I'm probably the biggest Kerry Wood fan on this board.

[J.R.]

Couldn't have happened to a better team. I love seeing the Marlins wallowing in injury, and there 3 fans suffering for it. I hate that team and their fans.

 

Bless you.

[TruffleShuffle]

Couldn't have happened to a better team. I love seeing the Marlins wallowing in injury, and there 3 fans suffering for it. I hate that team and their fans.

 

Do you mean the 10,000 people who cared about them before they got good in '03, or the "fans" they gained later in the year?

[imb]

Well, I guess he was just tired when he left the game, stupid espnews.

[VVMattVV]

Oblique strain, Beckett leaves another game.

[XZero771679666304]

Oblique strain, Beckett leaves another game.

 

I don't think Beckett will pitch 200+ innings.......ever.

[imb]

Pitcher Josh Beckett of the Marlins left the game in the top of the 3rd inning due to an apparent left oblique muscle strain. He was replaced on the mound by Al Leiter.

 

KILL YOURSELF SO I NEVER DRAFT YOU AGAIN

[Mark_R]

Pitcher Josh Beckett of the Marlins left the game in the top of the 3rd inning due to an apparent left oblique muscle strain. He was replaced on the mound by Al Leiter.

 

KILL YOURSELF SO I NEVER DRAFT YOU AGAIN

 

I think you should stop drafting him.

 

I was about to send in a second half roto cap challenge for some money, and saw Beckett at just over 1 million on a 30 mil cap. I was intrigued, and thankfully the blisters popped up beforehand.

[ltb]

Oblique strain, Beckett leaves another game.

 

I don't think Beckett will pitch 200+ innings.......ever.

 

sounds good to me