Who is Ryan Schultz?

[minnesotacubsfan]

 

I am, but im pretty much everything jersey claims to be, what imb doesn’t seem to be but nothing that sofa really is.

 

Which is to say im not really who i am

this makes me wonder what kind of horsefeathers I've claimed to be

 

Maybe he's actually gooney's evil twin?

 

 

Damn that would be a trick