9/15 The Great Pit of Cardkoon (Carlos Martinez) @ Corbs (Apoplectic Mule) 1:20 CST ABC 7/MLBN

[Ding Dong Johnson]

we were going to start Mad Men as soon as we finish Narcos season 3, but I won't have to if the stupid cobs keep winning

[Jaxbro]

Win turds.

 

But alas it's the cards and worlds greatest baseball fans, we are screwed

[UMFan83]

Haha Matheny is such a moron. How can you not have Grichuk and his 1 HR a game against the Cubs in the lineup?

[Banedon]

 

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

 

 

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What the horsefeathers is this.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

What the horsefeathers is this.

 

[UMFan83]

The first time I saw Mad Men, I thought Betty looked familiar but I could not place her until I watched Anger Management again

 

[We Got The Whole 9]

Haha Matheny is such a moron. How can you not have Grichuk and his 1 HR a game against the Cubs in the lineup?

They conjured some new abomination named Jose Martinez

 

Totally horsefeathers out Pham, Martinez, and DeJong in perfect Cardinals fashion this year

[Sammy Sofa]

until I watched Anger Management [glow=red]again[/glow]

 

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[itisallpartoftheplan]

Before he gets an annoying big hit today, can someone tell me what kind of prospect Jose Martinez was?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Lackey...

 

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[Agony and Ivy]

I cannot wait to watch Tseng instead of Lackey next year

[Agony and Ivy]

Before he gets an annoying big hit today, can someone tell me what kind of prospect Jose Martinez was?

 

He wasn't one.

[UMFan83]

Lackey might be 0.12% more likable if instead of giving up a run in the first inning every time, he spaced them out a bit, like maybe one start he gives it up in the 4th or something. I know crazy idea.

[Agony and Ivy]

Lackey might be 0.12% more likable if instead of giving up a run in the first inning every time, he spaced them out a bit, like maybe one start he gives it up in the 4th or something. I know crazy idea.

 

Nope. It's his face not the dongs.

[TMan92]

Is this going to be one of those games where the wind blows out and we make zero contact?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

[Agony and Ivy]

KB won't come close to a hit today. Martinez horsefeathering owns him and it sucks.

[NonProfitCow]

Lackey might be 0.12% more likable if instead of giving up a run in the first inning every time, he spaced them out a bit, like maybe one start he gives it up in the 4th or something. I know crazy idea.

 

Nope. It's his face not the dongs.

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[Banedon]

 

What the horsefeathers is this.

 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

horsefeathers YOU, KOLTEN WONG!!!!!!!!!!

[Sammy Sofa]

KB won't come close to a hit today. Martinez horsefeathering owns him and it sucks.

 

[Sammy Sofa]

horsefeathers YOU, KOLTEN WONG!!!!!!!!!!

 

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[UMFan83]

KB won't come close to a hit today. Martinez horsefeathering owns him and it sucks.

 

Geez you arent kidding I just looked it up. 3-23 lifetime with 3 singles and 12K.

[Sammy Sofa]

The Cubs are striking out so quickly!