7/8 Chicago Even Stevens vs Pirates 6:15 PM FOX/670

[Agony and Ivy]

i want a full explanation of what is happening in your life from everyone who watches this game on purpose

 

It's disgustingly hot in Austin. I need to leave this stupid place.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

No he didn't.

 

What happened?

 

McCutchen made a diving catch on a would-be gapper from Zobrist -- a play his old ass had no business making.

[Sammy Sofa]

Uh, someone explain ball 4 to me, because Gameday has it waaaaaaaay in the zone.

[Agony and Ivy]

Uh, someone explain ball 4 to me, because Gameday has it waaaaaaaay in the zone.

 

He missed his spot by about 23 feet which made Willy catch it in an odd way.

[Sammy Sofa]

JAKE IS GETTIN' UPSET.

[rocket]

i want a full explanation of what is happening in your life from everyone who watches this game on purpose

 

because i go to bed at 9 now and what else am i going to do?

 

Did you ever get indoctrinated into Ben Zobrist's weirdo church?

 

i have an infant son now so i'm going to wait for a 2-for-1 deal

[Transmogrified Tiger]

if I'm going to be subjected to Smoltz, I appreciate that Cervelli is going to be in pain every inning to balance it out

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Might want to throw a strike or two, Jake.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Just played softball in 110 degree heat. It is horsefeathering awful in L.A. this weekend.

 

Unless you live within 5 miles of the coast, LA summers and falls are actually garbage.

Yeah its about 20 degrees hotter here

[SpongeWorthy]

i want a full explanation of what is happening in your life from everyone who watches this game on purpose

 

i watched a veteran laden bulls summer league team get wrecked and now i'm watching this game

 

come at me

 

edit: kris dunn stinks if anyone was wondering

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Ian Happ has a 9% walk rate and the Fox crew is mystified he saw 5 pitches in an at bat

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Hey, that's a good AB.

[SpongeWorthy]

get some runs before effectively wild jake turns into sad jake

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Jake has a 4.20 ERA.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Jake has a 4.20 ERA.

 

I read this and had to think at first if you were posting a positive note or a negative one.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Jake has a 4.20 ERA.

 

That reminds me, this was an important reminder when I saw it today:

 

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We're back to mid-2000s norms when it comes to eyeballing ERA's and OPS's and deciding what is good.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Whoever is screwing that up, get your crap together.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://cdn.arn.com.au/media/7602626/john-goodman.gif?width=320&height=214

[Agony and Ivy]

Jake does not like efficiency

[Agony and Ivy]

Nova with what a .091 BABIP against so far?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

DONGS!!!

[Tim]

Happ is a strong young man.

[Derwood]

ALL THE DONGS

[Tim]

Schwarber is a strong young man

[Sammy Sofa]

Well now. Let's see more of THAT.