Matt Harvey: The poor man's Kris Bryant?

[jersey cubs fan]

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[apete6]

Just saw this. I don't think you know what "Poor Man's" means.

 

I think you mean "anti" Kris Bryant or "bizarro" Kris Bryant.

 

Unless you're one of the "Kris Bryant is a closet alcoholic" truthers, in which case, I tip my cap.

[UMFan83]

Just saw this. I don't think you know what "Poor Man's" means.

 

I think you mean "anti" Kris Bryant or "bizarro" Kris Bryant.

 

Unless you're one of the "Kris Bryant is a closet alcoholic" truthers, in which case, I tip my cap.

 

Knowing jersey, the latter is exactly what he meant, as evidenced by KB's recent 3 day bender in St Louis

[David]

Just saw this. I don't think you know what "Poor Man's" means.

 

I think you mean "anti" Kris Bryant or "bizarro" Kris Bryant.

 

Unless you're one of the "Kris Bryant is a closet alcoholic" truthers, in which case, I tip my cap.

 

as umfan said, jersey is well aware of KB's gallivanting and overindulging ways.

[Sammy Sofa]

If [expletive] your pants is cool, then call gooney Kris Bryant.

[Omar]

Kris Bryant is a rich man's pre-2000s RHCP concert

 

am i doing this right, fellow 90's kids?