5/6 Yankees (Montgomery) @ World Champion Chicago Cubs (Anderson) 6:15 FOX

[Schwarber Fan]

19 years ago today, Kerry Wood struck out 20 Houston Astros

 

 

Today, Brett Anderson pays tribute by striking out 20 Yankees.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, probably not but it'd be nice to get 6 strong innings. Also, one cannot help but wonder if Thursday's extra inning game deprived us of a Montgomery vs. Montgomery matchup today. Oh well.

 

Go Cubs!

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Brett Anderson might fart 20 times

[Derwood]

Anderson gives up 20 first inning home runs as tribute

[Banedon]

Brett Anderson might fart 20 times

 

What an amateur.

[Sammy Sofa]

I was going to be all, "oh horsefeathers, it's Anderson," but then I realized pretty much every game these days has me going, "oh horsefeathers, it's *TODAY'S STARTER*," and that made me sad.

[David]

Arrieta and Lackey's peripherals look pretty damn good. Those HR rates are insane. Wtf.

[Sammy Sofa]

Arrieta and Lackey's peripherals look pretty damn good. Those HR rates are insane. Wtf.

 

https://youtu.be/PXB-5MbKBgs

 

Look, now that the Cubs have won the WS, I decided to drop what little pretext I had of not being a meatball. I demand unrealistic standards of baseball excellence at all times, dammit.

[David]

for all you starlin lovers

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTvLw8ZDB6V/

[imb]

they both have little baby teeth

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Already looking at tomorrow's game and dreading that Lester is starting an ESPN telecast.

[Schwarber Fan]

[We Got The Whole 9]

The offense needs to get its horsefeathers together, particularly Russell and Contreras

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

I have the bad feeling that Anderson is going to get horsefeathering massacred tonight.

[Schwarber Fan]

This will be Anderson's last start

[CubinNY]

I feel like this horsefeathers head pitched like two days ago.

[Sammy Sofa]

"For some reason" the Cubs' starters have bad 1st inning numbers? How about: "shitty pitching."

[CubinNY]

DFA

[Aaron_Kennelly]

What the horsefeathers was that!? Lester can throw it to first better.

[Agony and Ivy]

Can we DFA him right now and get Szczur back?

[CubinNY]

Oh bouy

[Sammy Sofa]

HOORAY FOR STARLIN!

 

But seriously, why was I looking forward to this game? I immediately felt shitty about it as soon as I saw Anderson even before he threw the first pitch.

[CubinNY]

Starlin doing a Jeter Edited May 6, 2017 by CubinNY

[CubinNY]

Oh bouy

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I never want to see Anderson again.

[Schwarber Fan]

Seriously, he gets DFA'd after this right? No reason to keep this clown around.