The Bryce is Right, Bitch

[minnesotacubsfan]

i deeply appreciate all the heroin in the forehead talk, but it seems like we are overdue for a reminder of the incredible original context:

 

a good way to show your displeasure with the way the gm of the cubs is running the team is to go to his house, knock on the door, and then inject heroin into your forehead before he answers so that he will have to deal with your corpse or whatever when he opens the door.

 

strong theory. has it ever been done?

[JennieGarthAlgar]

i deeply appreciate all the heroin in the forehead talk, but it seems like we are overdue for a reminder of the incredible original context:

 

a good way to show your displeasure with the way the gm of the cubs is running the team is to go to his house, knock on the door, and then inject heroin into your forehead before he answers so that he will have to deal with your corpse or whatever when he opens the door.

 

Oh horsefeathers, Derwood was making a Cubbiebum joke and I totally missed it huh

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm gonna read that like you're saying tree is Da Bum.

[treebird]

i am pretty sure the true originator of heroin in the forehead was a poster named AramisRamirez or something like that

[Sammy Sofa]

If it was AramisFan my entire world is going to fall apart.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

i am pretty sure the true originator of heroin in the forehead was a poster named AramisRamirez or something like that

does anybody have a syanide connection? im looking to score just in case opening day rolls around and neifi perez is batting #2 in the order. ill settle for a gun or heroin that i can shoot in my forehead also.

the suffering cant continue. at jacque jones press conference im writing a suicide note and shooting heroin in my forehead.

[Brian]

print and sell the t-shirts Tim!

 

 

the suffering cant continue. at jacque jones press conference im writing a suicide note and shooting heroin in my forehead.

[treebird]

YES YES YES

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive]! That's now a lot more terrifying instead of whimsical. I guess tree adopted it like sulley ran with the thick onion gravy thing like a boss.

[Sammy Sofa]

And give us that thread link, dammit.

[Clem Fandango]

print and sell the t-shirts Tim!

 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

And give us that thread link, dammit.

Neifi - http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=27614&p=765300#p765300

Jacque - http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=27684&p=767690#p767690

[Sammy Sofa]

I appreciate that tree immediately recognized the greatness:

 

this is my new favorite post of all time

 

But damn, now I wanna know what imb was talking about:

 

i was actually on my way to alert you to this post. Great stuff, i didnt think it could get better than the "doorstop" post, but kudos.

[David]

apparently that's the earliest mention of that word on record, so it was probably before the first great board crash (when we also lost the nomar thread)

 

he did also once refer to dusty as "dustafarian baker"

 

also i have zero recollection of marquis grissom ever being a cub (even on an ST invite)

 

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=28032&p=779202&hilit=door#p779202

[Sammy Sofa]

also i have zero recollection of marquis grissom ever being a cub (even on an ST invite)

 

My dad still lamely jokes about the "all French outfield" the Cubs could have had between Marquis, Pierre and Jacque to this day.

 

horsefeathers, he intentionally started calling Murton "Moo-tone" to try and make it sound French.

 

Dad jokes.

[Sammy Sofa]

Nevermind that this is officially the greatest OF dad joke of all time:

 

Edited February 11, 2019 by Sammy Sofa

[David]

also i have zero recollection of marquis grissom ever being a cub (even on an ST invite)

 

My dad still lamely jokes about the "all French outfield" the Cubs could have had between Marquis, Pierre and Jacque to this day.

 

horsefeathers, he intentionally started calling Murton "Moo-tone" to try and make it sound French.

 

Dad jokes.

 

lmao ok now i actually do remember people making those jokes

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Wait. So when was Marquis Grissom on the Cubs? I don't remember that transaction at all.

[David]

Wait. So when was Marquis Grissom on the Cubs? I don't remember that transaction at all.

 

he was signed to a minor league deal in the offseason before 2006 and didn't make the team

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, it is genuinely astonishing for a team to act like a Jacque Jones signing is a jersey and press conference-type thing. The guy was objectively horrible for the two seasons right before he signed, and was middling before that except for the massively obvious outlier of him kicking ass 2002. That Hendry and the Cubs though signing him for 2006 was this big thing was beautifully insane.

[SouthSideRyan]

also i have zero recollection of marquis grissom ever being a cub (even on an ST invite)

 

My dad still lamely jokes about the "all French outfield" the Cubs could have had between Marquis, Pierre and Jacque to this day.

 

horsefeathers, he intentionally started calling Murton "Moo-tone" to try and make it sound French.

 

Dad jokes.

 

Does he enjoy Cherry Pie?

[Brian]

If I had the means and motivation I'd start a bootleg shirt company that just sold Jim Hendry Cubs jersey photo shirts

 

 

http://www.thecubdom.com/images/hendry/hendry_baker.jpg

 

 

 

Edited February 11, 2019 by Brian

[Brian]

slightly off my just thought up brand, but this might need to be included

 

[UMFan83]

I still can't believe the Milton Bradley saga was a thing that actually happened.

[17 Seconds]

Man, it is genuinely astonishing for a team to act like a Jacque Jones signing is a jersey and press conference-type thing. The guy was objectively horrible for the two seasons right before he signed, and was middling before that except for the massively obvious outlier of him kicking ass 2002. That Hendry and the Cubs though signing him for 2006 was this big thing was beautifully insane.

 

his first homer was pretty cool