7/11 Home Run Derby - 7:00 pm CT, ESPN

[David]

no it was fun because cartoonishly huge dudes on steroids were crushing balls into another galaxy

[Omar]

I still envy the kids who get to catch the non-home runs in the OF.

[Flames24Rulz]

no it was fun because cartoonishly huge dudes on steroids were crushing balls into another galaxy

 

Yeah, that was pretty awesome too. #BringBackSteroids

[Omar]

no it was fun because cartoonishly huge dudes on steroids were crushing balls into another galaxy

 

Yeah, that was pretty awesome too. #BringBackSteroids

 

#http://www.newsmax.com/Newsmax/files/9f/9f069289-9483-48d4-b847-f22eb837f55a.jpg

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Todd Frazier because why the horsefeathers not?

[Transmogrified Tiger]

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[UMFan83]

[bcl412]

I was going to post clips of Sammy Sosa winning the 2000 Derby

 

Youtube doesn't have it.

 

Back when the HR Derby was fun. Or more likely it was fun because we were teenagers.

I remember watching the one in Milwaukee with my dad and a friend of his and they enjoyed the hell out of it. I think it was the roids. Watching Sosa bounce the ball all over that park was fun as horsefeathers even though sosa didn't win that one.

[David]

you guys keep mentioning milwaukee but my heart will forever be with turner field

[UMFan83]

Lol they just showed fans entering Petco and one of the fans was wearing a #27 Rizzo Padres jersey

[David]

god i hate fall out boy

[bcl412]

you guys keep mentioning milwaukee but my heart will forever be with turner field

I was at some stupid church camp during that one.

[OleMissCub]

Put some nets up along the length of the baselines like they do in Japan and give these dudes some -5 aluminum bats from the late 90's. Heck, that might even be dangerous for some dummies sitting in the outfield. Screw the potential for fan injury, I want to see Stanton hit a ball with that -5 trampoline effect.

[OleMissCub]

Thank you ESPN for the preemptive muting

[UMFan83]

KB catches the first pitch nice

[OleMissCub]

I'm already bored

[bcl412]

Leftys just get the boring upper deck to hit into. Right handers are going to be more fun to watch

[bcl412]

Trumbo had some fun ones. I really hope Stanton gets into some

[Clem Fandango]

This is amazing

[David]

I'm already bored

 

are you still bored dumbass?

[bcl412]

I really hope Stanton wins

[David]

This is amazing

 

this is horsefeathering insane

[OleMissCub]

I'm already bored

 

are you still bored dumbass?

 

Blow me. Seager and his 350 footers bored me.

[bcl412]

The rest of this should just be Trumbo vs Stanton every round

[Brian]

Little Arrieta and Little Lesters

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Dex is pulling off the awful uniform, Rizz not so much

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