6/23 Cubs (Lester) @ Marlins (Chen) 6:10 CDT MLBN/CSN

[Sammy Sofa]

What's up with these jerk butts and their crappy game threads? Quit poisoning the best Cubs team ever.

 

It's Lester and his beady eyes and ruddy cheeks and sunny disposition vs. Wei-Yin Chin, who has given up, like, a million dongs in his last 3 starts. Basically the Marlins are just chucking chum to a megalodon and it won't end well for the Marlins.

 

LET'S SAVOR THE TASTE OF VICTORY:

 

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[Cubswin11]

Rizzo came out of the game today because of back stiffness, apparently. With a plane ride tonight and facing a lefty in Chen tomorrow I wouldn't be too surprised if he's out of the lineup for this game.

[Sammy Sofa]

We're all going to be coming out of tomorrow's game with stiffness, so it's cool.

[David]

mojo to the rescue

[Butterscup]

SAVE_US.MOJO

 

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[bcl412]

Kill baseball. Kill them all

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Mojo's got this. 10-game winning streak incoming.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Mojo's got this. 10-game winning streak incoming.

I want 20

[Cubs Fan Dan]

So if Rizzo gets a breather here is my guess.

 

Scizzor

Heyward

Bryant

Zobrist

Baez

Russell

Almora

Ross

Lester

 

That looks somewhat depressing, but still will provide the dongs

[Tim]

I wonder if we eventually get to the point where Contreras plays 3B on days where he doesn't catch. I'm starting to be a big believer in the bat.

[Cubswin11]

Wasn't Contreras playing some 1B occasionally in the minors this year? I could see him at 1B over Bryant/Baez and Bryant in LF.

[CubInOK]

So if Rizzo gets a breather here is my guess.

 

Scizzor

Heyward

Bryant

Zobrist

Baez

Russell

Almora

Ross

Lester

 

That looks somewhat depressing, but still will provide the dongs

This is a lineup that provides us with only 7 runs.

[Omar]

Marlins v. Lester

Name                  PA AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO    BA   OBP   SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Ichiro Suzuki         58 56 19  0  0  2   4  2  6  .339  .362  .446  .808  0  0   0   0         0
Jeff Mathis           14 12  4  1  0  0   1  0  3  .333  .333  .417  .750  2  0   0   0         0
Martin Prado          10 10  6  3  0  0   2  0  0  .600  .600  .900 1.500  0  0   0   0         0
Chris Johnson          9  8  1  0  0  1   3  0  3  .125  .111  .500  .611  0  1   0   0         0
Adeiny Hechavarria     5  5  2  0  0  1   3  0  1  .400  .400 1.000 1.400  0  0   0   0         0
Marcell Ozuna          3  2  2  1  0  0   0  1  0 1.000 1.000 1.500 2.500  0  0   0   0         0
J.T. Realmuto          3  3  1  1  0  0   1  0  1  .333  .333  .667 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Giancarlo Stanton      3  3  1  0  0  1   1  0  0  .333  .333 1.333 1.667  0  0   0   0         0
Total                105 99 36  6  0  5  15  3 14  .364  .379  .576  .954  2  1   0   0         0
Has not faced: Justin Bour, Derek Dietrich, Cole Gillespie, Miguel Rojas and Christian Yelich & Has not faced pitchers: Kyle Barraclough, Wei-Yin Chen, Paul Clemens, Adam Conley, Mike Dunn, Brian Ellington, Jose Fernandez, Tom Koehler, Dustin McGowan, David Phelps, A.J. Ramos and Nick Wittgren

 

Cubs v. Chen

Name            PA AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG  OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Ben Zobrist     45 40 15  3  0  1   3  4  7 .375 .432 .525 .957  1  0   0   0         0
David Ross      15 15  4  1  0  0   3  0  4 .267 .267 .333 .600  0  0   0   0         1
Jason Heyward    3  3  1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .333 .333 .333 .667  0  0   0   0         1
Total           63 58 20  4  0  1   6  4 11 .345 .387 .466 .853  1  0   0   0         2
Has not faced: Albert Almora, Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Chris Coghlan, Willson Contreras, Miguel Montero, Anthony Rizzo, Addison Russell and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Gerardo Concepcion, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Spencer Patton, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Travis Wood

Edited June 23, 2016 by Omar

[David]

Marlins v. Suzuki

 

:-k :-k :-k

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Marlins v. Suzuki

 

Oh.

[Omar]

I have not had my coffee yet.

[Liam Neeson]

I have not had my coffee yet.

 

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[Thed Hoyerstein]

We're all going to be coming out of tomorrow's game with stiffness, so it's cool.

 

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[Liam Neeson]

Willson playing at 1st today.

 

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[David]

Wasn't Contreras playing some 1B occasionally in the minors this year? I could see him at 1B over Bryant/Baez and Bryant in LF.

 

Nice call.

[Omar]

[UMFan83]

Willson playing at 1st today.

 

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new worst lineup of the year?

 

(I know its still not that bad)

[Sammy Sofa]

That actually is my favorite lineup of the year, so kiss my butt.

[Banedon]

The little injuries are starting to add up.

[Omar]

The little injuries are starting to add up.

 

ASB cant get here any faster.