Fix Your Sig Pics & Avatars, or I Will Kill You

[Sammy Sofa]

Alright, I know some of you choades inexplicably have these features switched off, but even more inexplicably actually have sig pics and avatars despite switching them off. I'm sick of looking at the same ones over and over again; turn it on for a [expletive] minute or two and update them. Some of you only have dead links and X's and no hotlinking messages, for God's sake.

 

And really, just leave them on. I can't imagine the torture of trying to differentiate a Derwood from a TruffleShuffle from their posts alone.

[Guest]

i SO SO SO SO SO endorse this

[Guest]

I refuse to enable signatures.

 

But I'll re-enable avatars until my next road trip. I try to keep my bandwidth consumption to a minimum since I almost always use my phone's LTE.

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, but even the people who turn the feature off can still have them. Do it for the rest of that aren't running off an Amiga.

[Sammy Sofa]

Or: if people are going to be lazy then mods should have the power to give them appropriate avatars. And they (the staff) need to be more on the ball with the status/title thingies under the avatars.

 

What I'm saying is make me in charge of decorating around here.

[weis21]

I mentioned this in the baseball gif thread, but the poster with the jay jackson sig kind of makes me laugh sometimes. He's not been in the cubs organization for over 3 years.

[Derwood]

FIRST ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK:

 

Bob Sanders (Melvin Mora "Dugout" sig)

Post Count Padder (Huston Street and In Rainbows)

BigSlick (Derrek Lee)

WrigleyField 22 (Wood/DeRosa)

chuckywang (Byfuglien)

[Guest]

I see nothing wrong with Wood/Derosa. Or Lee.

[Sammy Sofa]

I kinda want the Dugout one to say since it's basically the only working remnant of the classic site that still exists.

 

Seriously, why the [expletive] did they let that die?

[Derwood]

And whoever has that Ryan Theriot Viagra quote

[Hairyducked Idiot]

This thread to me just says "Mojo wants you to bring back The Crushing Fist of Logic ."

[Sammy Sofa]

And whoever has that Ryan Theriot Viagra quote

 

YES.

 

Also: BigSlick is a double offender with the Lee pic and the weird Beatles and Andrew Jackson quotes. SWITCH THAT [expletive] UP.

[Sammy Sofa]

This thread to me just says "Mojo wants you to bring back The Crushing Fist of Logic ."

 

Never backtrack. Move on to the Clenching Anus of Stubbornness.

[Sammy Sofa]

Additional rule: you have to have one or the other. The only exception is you have an amazing board name. davell, I'm looking at you; put up a [expletive] avatar or something if your name only sounds like somebody tried say "Dave" as they lapsed into a coma.

[Guest]

And whoever has that Ryan Theriot Viagra quote

 

YES.

 

Also: BigSlick is a double offender with the Lee pic and the weird Beatles and Andrew Jackson quotes. SWITCH THAT [expletive] UP.

 

oh god yeah

 

also that badger guy that has some photobucket stock image saying the file is gone. a few others have this.

[Guest]

I'm amazed that nobody here is named Max Power

[Hairyducked Idiot]

This thread to me just says "Mojo wants you to bring back The Crushing Fist of Logic ."

 

Never backtrack. Move on to the Clenching Anus of Stubbornness.

 

I call those "emphasis asterisks"

[Derwood]

And whoever has that Ryan Theriot Viagra quote

 

YES.

 

Also: BigSlick is a double offender with the Lee pic and the weird Beatles and Andrew Jackson quotes. SWITCH THAT [expletive] UP.

 

The Beatles quote isn't even correct, which is maddening

[Guest]

And whoever has that Ryan Theriot Viagra quote

 

YES.

 

Also: BigSlick is a double offender with the Lee pic and the weird Beatles and Andrew Jackson quotes. SWITCH THAT [expletive] UP.

 

The Beatles quote isn't even correct, which is maddening

 

somehow i doubt that andrew jackson said anything about sabermetricians either

[Sammy Sofa]

SOUL, THIS THREAD MIGHT AS WELL BE COMPLETELY ABOUT YOU.

 

Let's give you a makeover, girlfriend.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

DID YOU HEAR THAT EVERYBODY? NUTS AND GUM IS *THREATENING* US?

 

Say good bye to these, because it's the last time you'll ever see them! Spring break!

[Derwood]

Anyone with a pic of their kid from like 2005

[mul21]

Ok, you jerk, mine is updated. If you don't like, I'll fight you.

[Guest]

weis, if you're gonna have a middling to decent prospect as your av, at least make it one from an actual cubs affiliate

[Guest]

Ok, you jerk, mine is updated. If you don't like, I'll fight you.

 

illiniguy needs to do this too