7/3 Marlins (Koehler) @ Cubs (Hammel) 1:20, ESPN2, CSN

[Sammy Sofa]

I misjudged the offense. With young guys making up a good deal of it I had assumed there would be some down stretches.

 

But I was sort of hoping for more up ones, too.

 

DAVID PROMISED US DONGS. Lesson learned: never trust a filthy robot.

Edited July 3, 2015 by Sammy Sofa

[Ski]

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I WANT THIS OFFENSE FIXED NOW.

[Sammy Sofa]

STEP INTO SKI'S OFFICE.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 2-5 (.286) when the opponent steals 3 or more bases.... 40-30 (.571) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Gilby]

Montero's throwing mechanics are odd. He kinda cuts himself off and always bounces the throw to 2nd.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS haven't scored 2 runs in the 9th inning since...... well........ er......... since yesterday.

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Andy]

SHOW ME THE MAGIC DAMMIT

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Fake rally time!

[Sammy Sofa]

Fake rally time!

 

Offensive struggles aside, this isn't really the year for this particular annoying meatball cliché.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Well, that is a good start.

[Guest]

pretty excited for the Herrera walkoff HR

[ARCubsFan]

Here comes the [expletive] bunt

[PrimeTime]

[expletive] bunt..god damnit

[Sammy Sofa]

Please replace Fowler with Coghlan at the top of the lineup. Thank you.

[ARCubsFan]

[expletive] bunting

[Guest]

this is going to make the walkoff HR more difficult

[DiamondMind]

STOP [expletive] BUNTING

[NotSoSober]

his foot is off

[ARCubsFan]

his foot is off

no it's not

[NotSoSober]

what th efuck maddon? did i miss him using a replay earlier in the game

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Herrera cant even bunt properly.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 8-5 (.615) when they execute a sac bunt.... 34-30 (.531) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Sammy Sofa]

Castro, noooooooooooo!!!

[Fred Hornkohl]

Oh, horse feathers.

[DiamondMind]

[expletive]